The internet is proof that 99% of humanity cannot handle freedom

[pwndrew]

However, if everybody had John Madden supplying colour commentary for the play-by-play of their life, I might be more inclined to pay attention. This, unfortunately, is not the case and is the reason for my long-term hiatus from Livejournal, which I see as nought but a medium through which overemotional youth project their insecurities and confusion. And because I am certainly included in this group, I am avoiding Livejournal.

That said, I'm pretty much avoiding everyone, and using the fact that nearly everyone I know has moved away from home as an excuse to spend more time with my genius. And my guitar. And Myspace. :(