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by limitedbythesky
pwherman666's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 25% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 12:52:06 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 05:09:54 PM
Alco Money! : $ 186
Guests of Honour
dirty_creature is a rosy Taoist and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. dirty_creature drank 3 Gins.
ambr0sia is a morose Liberal Christian and a fiery pint monster. ambr0sia drank 1 Cognac.
pwherman666 is a pleasant Taoist. pwherman666 drank 3 Pilsners.
mozisuptonogood is a chirpy Agnostic. mozisuptonogood drank 9 Stouts.
queenbarbee is an easy-going Muslim. queenbarbee drank 9 Brandys, 5 Vermouths, 4 Irish Creams.
fashionplate is a boring Atheist. fashionplate drank 3 Pilsners, 1 Mint Julep.
rashelle_ruby is a poignant Liberal Christian. rashelle_ruby drank 1 Sambucca, 1 Rum, 1 Mescal.
secretagentglam is a disgusting Fundementalist Christian. secretagentglam decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
androidheart is a glum Hindu. androidheart drank 4 Kahluas.
Sick!
Barfers of the world, unite and take over! I think they already have! There was 2 of them last night!
Fights
At approximately 12:56:26 PM secretagentglam and fashionplate caused around $500,000 worth of damage to pwherman666's home after one of the most hilarious bitch fights yet to be seen this century!
Lovers
OMG, who would have THUNK it? It seems as though pwherman666 and mozisuptonogood have finally made their feelings known for each other and in style!
The Drunkest
To say that queenbarbee loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
Random Events
androidheart made violent love with rashelle_ruby on top of the television.
dirty_creature and secretagentglam thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down androidheart's
underpants. androidheart now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.
Happy New Year!
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