lock and load
as i've been out of the water pistol market for some time now
i was amazed at the high-tech nature of it all.
gone are are the days of the translucent green water pistol which
ended up trickling more water down your arm than actually firing at your target.
until, of course, it filled you with so much frustration that the aforementioned
fire(water)arm was thrown directly at your target thus slightly altering the rules of engagement.
cut to yesterday.
looking at so many facts and figures associated with each weapon of mass saturation. however,
i knew i'd made the right decision when i picked up one and read on the box:
'as used by u.s. forces in iran.
even holding the weapon made me feel both superior and frightened.
all very impressive.
it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...
... and i'm all outa gum!
i was amazed at the high-tech nature of it all.
gone are are the days of the translucent green water pistol which
ended up trickling more water down your arm than actually firing at your target.
until, of course, it filled you with so much frustration that the aforementioned
fire(water)arm was thrown directly at your target thus slightly altering the rules of engagement.
cut to yesterday.
looking at so many facts and figures associated with each weapon of mass saturation. however,
i knew i'd made the right decision when i picked up one and read on the box:
'as used by u.s. forces in iran.
even holding the weapon made me feel both superior and frightened.
all very impressive.
it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...
... and i'm all outa gum!