Hey All!
So I have given up on my last journal site hopefully this one will work out better and I can write more often and maybe Space Captain can help me do the geek thing of up grading my journal with pix...and such. Anywho things are good in the neighborhood. I'm getting more hours at work(which means more shitty pay but more of it!!) Pooh Bear and I are doing well. Harry Potter just came out and because of traditions I can't see it for another 10 days....which is great in a way but also I know all my closest friends have already seen it as of the end of this weekend.
My Mudda's B-day is on the 20th and I have to work all flipping day. Not that my Mudda will be home she seems to have disappeared with The Ogger. I saw a lot of old friends parents today at work, it was weird cause I felt like I should have said something like "Hello?? I'm so and so I used to be friends with your kid." But I played stupid and said nothing. My Mudda's cousin Fish(my first cousin once removed??) came into work with her daughter and said "hello". I know it's mean to call her fish but she does look like one and I don't want to reveal anyones real names in this journal. So I'm making up names to save face....or my ass which ever comes first. Not that I'll be bad mouthing anyone it just makes live a bit more interesting as well. On with the fun stuff:
HAVE YOU EVER ....YES/NO
1. Given a homeless person anything? Yes
2. Spent more than $500 on a gf's or bf's gift or a night out? Does an engagement ring count?
3. Had sex with more than one person in a day? nope
4. Cheated? Once....and never again!!
5. Dated two people at once? nope
6. Actually met someone from myspace that you didn't know before? No
7. Ever gave/received oral sex while driving? While driving no, but while parked...hee hee (oh wait does a bus count?)
8. Ever had a one night stand? Yes
9. Took someone's virginity when you weren't a virgin? Yes.
10. Hooked up with someone from a different race? Yes, Jesalto(spell?) and Billy(Pale Mexican)
11. Ran around naked outside? hummm??
12. Most times IN a day you had sex? Dunno maybe someone should refresh my memory....
13. Have you ever mooned a stranger? Yes
14. Dated someone you didn't want your friends to meet? Yes
15. Got your stomach pumped, from alcohol poisoning? No
16. Threw up from alcohol? No
17. Been suspended from school? Nope.
18. Tongue Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes! And oh how lovely it is!
19. Gone Commando? All the time during the summer.
20. Let a girl paint your toenails? Yes, Space Captain when she was drunk.
21. Met someone famous? Not extreamly famous.
22. Saved someone's life? I gave someone the Hemlich....
23. Seen someone die? Yes.
24. Killed someone? I wish.
25. Been in a physical fight? Yes
26. Hooked up with someone 10 yrs older or younger than u? No
27. Been arrested? No
28. Spent the night in jail? No
29. Been in more than three car accidents in a year? Yes!
30. Had sex outside? Oh God yes! It was awesome! And there was a secerity camera watching.
31. Kissed more than one person on the same day? Yes.
32. Had sex in your house when your parents were home? Yes.
33. Had phone sex? Yes....well sort of.
34. Been turned off by someone's personal hygiene? Yes! Grody..
35. Told someone you loved them when you didn't? Yeah.
36. Had sex somewhere in your high school? No...well kissing doesn't count.
37. Been in a porn shop? Does Sex World count?
38. Had a threesome? No...sadly
39. Spent more than one night in a hospital? Yes...I'd rather not remember it.
40. ODed on a drug? Didn't OD but I was high forever!
41. What's your weakness? Tickling...do it and die.
42.Would you date a Ex gf/bf again (round 2)? No...(but then again it's Pooh Bear and my 3rd get together after braking things off so yes and no??)
Next...can you tell I'm bored.
Series 1: The Basics...
Name: Private Underbrush
Age: 23
Birthday: April 14, 1982
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN
Current Location: Here
Current Phone: N/A
Current Job: Pee-on and PCA
Eye Color: Brown
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Religion: N/A
Email Address: N/A
Series 2: What's your Favorite...
Color: (Today) Red
Movie: It changes..
Slurpee Flavor: Dunno?
Book: My Side Of The Mountain
Magazine: Lavender
TV Show: Tonight CSI Vagas
Food: (Today) Apples
Subject in School: Not in school...yet!!
Weekend Activity & With Who: Lounging and watching movies with my Pooh Bear
Holiday: Halloween!!
Perfume/Cologne: Mine is Jovan Musk...
Game: 10,000(with dice) Rummy 500, Sorry(oh how I miss playing board games with you Honey)
Store: Target, Best Buy, Cheapo.
Cereal: Oatties, Frosted Mini Weats.
Series 3: Who is...?
The Funniest Person you know: Funny Man(currantly my roomie)
The Loudest Person: Space Captain and Lady Love (when they're tired)
The Scariest Person: Me
The Sexiest Person you know: Me...My g/f
The Person that knows the Most about you: Pooh Bear
The Person you trust with your secrets: Pooh Bear
The Persons you hate the Most: Crack Whore(cousin)
The Most Boring Teacher: Dunno?
Series 4: What is...
Your most overused phrase(s): I don't know!! (But I have managed to cut down on that one)
The first feature you notice in the opposite/same sex: Eyes and lips
Your shoe size: 8 1/2 to 9 depending on who makes the shoe.
The Best Name for a Butler: Dick
The “wussiest” sport: Golf all the way
The song that best describes you:(Today) Musiq: your my girl.
On the walls of your bedroom: Angelina Jolie and Marylin Minrow.
The worst feeling: Lonelyness
The best feeling: Love
You're worst memory: Rather not say.
Your most missed memory: I can't remember them so how could I miss them??
Series 5: Which do you prefer.....
Pepsi or coke: Coke!
McDonald's or Burger King: Neither but if I had to pick..BK
Single or group dates:Group is fun but it's always nice to have alone time.
Adidas or Nike: Neither
Chicken nuggets or chicken fingers: Neither
Dogs or cats: Both
Are you Single or taken: Taken!)
Mountain Dew or Code Red: Mt. Dew
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton if I have to drink it.
One pillow or two: I like to use my Pooh Bear for my pillow but when she's not available I have two pillows in my bed.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate in general Vanilla ice cream always.
Hot chocolate or hot cocoa: Same
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino to wake me up! And coffee for those morning memories of spending time up at the cabin.
Drinks with or without ice cubes: Depends
Oral sex/give or receive: Give...but receiving is always a plus!!(69 baby!)
Words or presents: Words (occasional presents are good)
Series 6: Do you...?
Take a shower every day: Every night or an occasional morning/afternoon.
Have a (any) crush(es)/who?: Naw not really.
Want to go to college: Yes please!
Like high school: Fuck NO!
Want to get married: I did once...
Type with your fingers on the right keys: Never
Believe in yourself: Yes.
Have motion sickness: I do get car sick when I try to read. And I've gottin lake sick(like being sea sick.)
Think you're a health freak: No
Get along with your parents: Yes
Thunderstorms: Awesome!
Series 7: Your Future...
Age you hope to be married?: Never
Number and Names of Children: 2 Giddian and Xander(for boys) Alexandra or Wendy
Where do you hope to see yourself at age 25: Dunno
Describe your Dream wedding: Don't have one never did.
Series 8: Decribe your dream date.
Best eye color? Blue
Best hair color? Brown
Curly or straight? Straight(preferably Bi or gay)
Short or long hair? Short
Best height? Tall
Best articles of clothing? None
Best color lipstick? None(chapstick!)
Best first date location? The bathroom
Describe your dream girl: I thought I just did???
Series 9: Have you ever...
Smoked: yes
Broken the law: Yes, minor things
Ran away from home: Kind of
Broken a bone: Yes
Lied: yes
Cheated on a test: Yes
Played strip poker: No
Gotten beat up: No
Series 10: Do you believe in....
Love at first sight: No
Luck: Sometimes
God: Sometimes
Aliens: There has to be more than just us??
Ghosts: Yes
Horoscopes: no
Heaven: No
Hell:NO
Series 11: Other...
What do you wear to bed? Nothing
Have you ever played the Ouija board?: no
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Three
What's on your mouse pad?: I don't have one
How many houses have you lived in? 8
How many schools have you gone to? 3
What color is your bedroom carpet? Offwhite
If you were trapped on an island, whom would you want to
bring?: Myself
Would you shave your head for $5000 dollars? Hell I did it by accident for nothing and I'd do it again for $5,000!!
Taken any illegal substances: Yes! Special brownies rule!
Gone out in public in your pajamas: Yes
Missed school b/c it was raining:No
Set any body part on fire for amusement: No
Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
Had an imaginary friend: Yes, Sarah
Cried during a Chick Flick: Yes
Had a crush on a teacher: Yes
Found a cartoon character attractive: No
Ever at anytime owned a New Kids on the Block tape: Yes
Prank called someone: Yes
Been on stage: Yes
~*FAVORITES*~
Day/Night: Night
Summer/Fall/Winter: Fall
Type of sandwich: Anything from Jimmy Johns
Who have you known the longest of your friends: Pooh Bear(is the only one I've kept the longest or rather she's kept me.)
Who knows ALL your secrets: Me
Sport: (American) Football
Song: It depends on my mood
Perfume: Jovan Musk
~*IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU*~
Drove a car: Yes
Cried: No
Cut your hair: No
Worn a skirt: Never
Laughed: yes
Been sarcastic: yes
Talked to someone: yes
Hugged someone: Yes
Fought with your parents: no
Worked: yes
~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME*~
Wished upon a star: A while back
Played Truth or Dare: June 2005
Went to a movie: Yesterday
Watched a sunrise/sunset: sunrise(this morning)
Went to the beach at night: Hummm can't recall any resent time?
Went to an amusement park: Last year
Spent quality time alone: Thursday
Read a book for fun: Last night
Said I Love You to somebody: This morning
What are you wearing right now: My jack-o-lantern boxers white ankle socks, skin color bra, Jeans, brown long sleved shirt, and tennies.
Are you hungry: No
Are you talking to someone online: yes
My Mudda's B-day is on the 20th and I have to work all flipping day. Not that my Mudda will be home she seems to have disappeared with The Ogger. I saw a lot of old friends parents today at work, it was weird cause I felt like I should have said something like "Hello?? I'm so and so I used to be friends with your kid." But I played stupid and said nothing. My Mudda's cousin Fish(my first cousin once removed??) came into work with her daughter and said "hello". I know it's mean to call her fish but she does look like one and I don't want to reveal anyones real names in this journal. So I'm making up names to save face....or my ass which ever comes first. Not that I'll be bad mouthing anyone it just makes live a bit more interesting as well. On with the fun stuff:
HAVE YOU EVER ....YES/NO
1. Given a homeless person anything? Yes
2. Spent more than $500 on a gf's or bf's gift or a night out? Does an engagement ring count?
3. Had sex with more than one person in a day? nope
4. Cheated? Once....and never again!!
5. Dated two people at once? nope
6. Actually met someone from myspace that you didn't know before? No
7. Ever gave/received oral sex while driving? While driving no, but while parked...hee hee (oh wait does a bus count?)
8. Ever had a one night stand? Yes
9. Took someone's virginity when you weren't a virgin? Yes.
10. Hooked up with someone from a different race? Yes, Jesalto(spell?) and Billy(Pale Mexican)
11. Ran around naked outside? hummm??
12. Most times IN a day you had sex? Dunno maybe someone should refresh my memory....
13. Have you ever mooned a stranger? Yes
14. Dated someone you didn't want your friends to meet? Yes
15. Got your stomach pumped, from alcohol poisoning? No
16. Threw up from alcohol? No
17. Been suspended from school? Nope.
18. Tongue Kissed someone of the same sex? Yes! And oh how lovely it is!
19. Gone Commando? All the time during the summer.
20. Let a girl paint your toenails? Yes, Space Captain when she was drunk.
21. Met someone famous? Not extreamly famous.
22. Saved someone's life? I gave someone the Hemlich....
23. Seen someone die? Yes.
24. Killed someone? I wish.
25. Been in a physical fight? Yes
26. Hooked up with someone 10 yrs older or younger than u? No
27. Been arrested? No
28. Spent the night in jail? No
29. Been in more than three car accidents in a year? Yes!
30. Had sex outside? Oh God yes! It was awesome! And there was a secerity camera watching.
31. Kissed more than one person on the same day? Yes.
32. Had sex in your house when your parents were home? Yes.
33. Had phone sex? Yes....well sort of.
34. Been turned off by someone's personal hygiene? Yes! Grody..
35. Told someone you loved them when you didn't? Yeah.
36. Had sex somewhere in your high school? No...well kissing doesn't count.
37. Been in a porn shop? Does Sex World count?
38. Had a threesome? No...sadly
39. Spent more than one night in a hospital? Yes...I'd rather not remember it.
40. ODed on a drug? Didn't OD but I was high forever!
41. What's your weakness? Tickling...do it and die.
42.Would you date a Ex gf/bf again (round 2)? No...(but then again it's Pooh Bear and my 3rd get together after braking things off so yes and no??)
Next...can you tell I'm bored.
Series 1: The Basics...
Name: Private Underbrush
Age: 23
Birthday: April 14, 1982
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN
Current Location: Here
Current Phone: N/A
Current Job: Pee-on and PCA
Eye Color: Brown
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Religion: N/A
Email Address: N/A
Series 2: What's your Favorite...
Color: (Today) Red
Movie: It changes..
Slurpee Flavor: Dunno?
Book: My Side Of The Mountain
Magazine: Lavender
TV Show: Tonight CSI Vagas
Food: (Today) Apples
Subject in School: Not in school...yet!!
Weekend Activity & With Who: Lounging and watching movies with my Pooh Bear
Holiday: Halloween!!
Perfume/Cologne: Mine is Jovan Musk...
Game: 10,000(with dice) Rummy 500, Sorry(oh how I miss playing board games with you Honey)
Store: Target, Best Buy, Cheapo.
Cereal: Oatties, Frosted Mini Weats.
Series 3: Who is...?
The Funniest Person you know: Funny Man(currantly my roomie)
The Loudest Person: Space Captain and Lady Love (when they're tired)
The Scariest Person: Me
The Sexiest Person you know: Me...My g/f
The Person that knows the Most about you: Pooh Bear
The Person you trust with your secrets: Pooh Bear
The Persons you hate the Most: Crack Whore(cousin)
The Most Boring Teacher: Dunno?
Series 4: What is...
Your most overused phrase(s): I don't know!! (But I have managed to cut down on that one)
The first feature you notice in the opposite/same sex: Eyes and lips
Your shoe size: 8 1/2 to 9 depending on who makes the shoe.
The Best Name for a Butler: Dick
The “wussiest” sport: Golf all the way
The song that best describes you:(Today) Musiq: your my girl.
On the walls of your bedroom: Angelina Jolie and Marylin Minrow.
The worst feeling: Lonelyness
The best feeling: Love
You're worst memory: Rather not say.
Your most missed memory: I can't remember them so how could I miss them??
Series 5: Which do you prefer.....
Pepsi or coke: Coke!
McDonald's or Burger King: Neither but if I had to pick..BK
Single or group dates:Group is fun but it's always nice to have alone time.
Adidas or Nike: Neither
Chicken nuggets or chicken fingers: Neither
Dogs or cats: Both
Are you Single or taken: Taken!)
Mountain Dew or Code Red: Mt. Dew
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton if I have to drink it.
One pillow or two: I like to use my Pooh Bear for my pillow but when she's not available I have two pillows in my bed.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate in general Vanilla ice cream always.
Hot chocolate or hot cocoa: Same
Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino to wake me up! And coffee for those morning memories of spending time up at the cabin.
Drinks with or without ice cubes: Depends
Oral sex/give or receive: Give...but receiving is always a plus!!(69 baby!)
Words or presents: Words (occasional presents are good)
Series 6: Do you...?
Take a shower every day: Every night or an occasional morning/afternoon.
Have a (any) crush(es)/who?: Naw not really.
Want to go to college: Yes please!
Like high school: Fuck NO!
Want to get married: I did once...
Type with your fingers on the right keys: Never
Believe in yourself: Yes.
Have motion sickness: I do get car sick when I try to read. And I've gottin lake sick(like being sea sick.)
Think you're a health freak: No
Get along with your parents: Yes
Thunderstorms: Awesome!
Series 7: Your Future...
Age you hope to be married?: Never
Number and Names of Children: 2 Giddian and Xander(for boys) Alexandra or Wendy
Where do you hope to see yourself at age 25: Dunno
Describe your Dream wedding: Don't have one never did.
Series 8: Decribe your dream date.
Best eye color? Blue
Best hair color? Brown
Curly or straight? Straight(preferably Bi or gay)
Short or long hair? Short
Best height? Tall
Best articles of clothing? None
Best color lipstick? None(chapstick!)
Best first date location? The bathroom
Describe your dream girl: I thought I just did???
Series 9: Have you ever...
Smoked: yes
Broken the law: Yes, minor things
Ran away from home: Kind of
Broken a bone: Yes
Lied: yes
Cheated on a test: Yes
Played strip poker: No
Gotten beat up: No
Series 10: Do you believe in....
Love at first sight: No
Luck: Sometimes
God: Sometimes
Aliens: There has to be more than just us??
Ghosts: Yes
Horoscopes: no
Heaven: No
Hell:NO
Series 11: Other...
What do you wear to bed? Nothing
Have you ever played the Ouija board?: no
How many rings until you answer the phone?: Three
What's on your mouse pad?: I don't have one
How many houses have you lived in? 8
How many schools have you gone to? 3
What color is your bedroom carpet? Offwhite
If you were trapped on an island, whom would you want to
bring?: Myself
Would you shave your head for $5000 dollars? Hell I did it by accident for nothing and I'd do it again for $5,000!!
Taken any illegal substances: Yes! Special brownies rule!
Gone out in public in your pajamas: Yes
Missed school b/c it was raining:No
Set any body part on fire for amusement: No
Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
Had an imaginary friend: Yes, Sarah
Cried during a Chick Flick: Yes
Had a crush on a teacher: Yes
Found a cartoon character attractive: No
Ever at anytime owned a New Kids on the Block tape: Yes
Prank called someone: Yes
Been on stage: Yes
~*FAVORITES*~
Day/Night: Night
Summer/Fall/Winter: Fall
Type of sandwich: Anything from Jimmy Johns
Who have you known the longest of your friends: Pooh Bear(is the only one I've kept the longest or rather she's kept me.)
Who knows ALL your secrets: Me
Sport: (American) Football
Song: It depends on my mood
Perfume: Jovan Musk
~*IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU*~
Drove a car: Yes
Cried: No
Cut your hair: No
Worn a skirt: Never
Laughed: yes
Been sarcastic: yes
Talked to someone: yes
Hugged someone: Yes
Fought with your parents: no
Worked: yes
~*WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME*~
Wished upon a star: A while back
Played Truth or Dare: June 2005
Went to a movie: Yesterday
Watched a sunrise/sunset: sunrise(this morning)
Went to the beach at night: Hummm can't recall any resent time?
Went to an amusement park: Last year
Spent quality time alone: Thursday
Read a book for fun: Last night
Said I Love You to somebody: This morning
What are you wearing right now: My jack-o-lantern boxers white ankle socks, skin color bra, Jeans, brown long sleved shirt, and tennies.
Are you hungry: No
Are you talking to someone online: yes