Riddle 026: Raining on Prom Night

[puzzlerprince]

[A: 726 Anderson Lane - BACKDATED TO THE DAY AFTER PROM.

Riddle me this: Who's as green as his suit and just woke up with the worst hangover ever? Answer: Edward Nigma, of course. Family members and unexpected visitors will find the Riddler downstairs at the breakfast table, dressed in a green bathrobe, half-heartedly fumbling with his daily

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[lunawolves10th]

[On his way to work, dressed in his Waiter's outfit.]

Hello there...

[He blinks at him for a moment.]

What -are- you doing?

[puzzlerprince]

[It never ceases to surprise Edward, how often he seems to run into this massive marine in some new kind of outfit.]

Garviel.

If you must know, I'm conducting an investigation of the downtown area.

[lunawolves10th]

May I be of assistance?

[puzzlerprince]

...you may, actually.

Where do you work?

[lunawolves10th]

L'deplaisant, actually. I find it is a good place to get intelligence and talk with people as I work.

[Nevermind the fact he also actively enjoys being a waiter.]

[puzzlerprince]

Is that so? Tell me---what sort of intelligence have you been able to acquire so far? If you don't mind my asking.

[lunawolves10th]

Mostly human intelligence. I meet new prisoners of the town, sometimes exchange stories a bit.

[He sighs.] Nothing on any of the drones or the malicious forces that govern this place. But it's excellent for coordinating with other townspeople.

[puzzlerprince]

Hmm.

Unfortunate that you haven't been able to find any dirt on our captors. Still, it's an advantageous position for you to be in, nonetheless.

[lunawolves10th]

Crowe and Aaron are the sorts to ask about those sort of things. Or Olivier's intelligence section. I'm an assault trooper, primarily. A hammer is not a subtle instrument.