Riddle 010: No Thanks, Milkman [Fail!Filter to Harley]

[puzzlerprince]

[You might hear the sounds of an attack turkey banging against a door. Edward's managed to trap it in his bedroom closet... for now.]

H-H-Harley?! Do you still have that mallet? I may need some help with---

[There's a sound like wood splintering. And breaking. Edward shrieks, accordingly.

Happy Thanksgiving, Mayfield.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman]

I'm - Kinda- usin' it -- right -now!

[Whacks in all the pauses. Guess who's turkey was full of spiders.]

[puzzlerprince]

Now's no time to be s-selfish, Harley!

[crazyclownwoman]

I'm - being - attacked - by spiders!

It's the perfect time!

[puzzlerprince]

Well, I'm being attacked by an undead turkey! What do you think is more important right now?!

[crazyclownwoman]

Spiders!

[puzzlerprince]

Well, if you---

[He's interrupted by the sound of glass smashing.]

Oh, Susan's going to be angry... If you manage to finish up with the spiders anytime soon, get over to my house. I'll---I'll help you out if I finish up first.

[No, he won't. But it's the thought that counts.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Whack, whack.]

I can't! The doors are locked! I can't get out of the house!

[puzzlerprince]

Oh, for the love of---

No, no, not the bed, not the---

[CRASH. SMASH.]

[crazyclownwoman]

[Whoa! Dead spider, wait...]

An undead Turkey?

[puzzlerprince]

YES! It's---it's chasing me around the house!

[crazyclownwoman]

Then hit it with something!!

[Whack of another dead spider]

[puzzlerprince]

THAT'S WHY I ASKED FOR THE MALLET!

[crazyclownwoman]

FIND SOMETHING ELSE!