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ONE DAY LAYTON WAS TIRED SO HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH
AND FOR SOME REASON LEGAL WAS THERE AND HE SAW LAYTON
AND ALSO SAW SOME RANDOM FUCKING LUBE ON THE TABLE SO HE WAS LIKE OH GOD I MUST LUBE LAYTON FOR THE SHEER SAKE OF LUBING
SO HE LUBED LAYTON
AND LAYTON WOKE UP AND WAS LIKE OH GOD LUKE MY BOY WTF ARE YOU DOING
AND LEGAL WAS LIKE I'M LUBING YOU UP AND LAYTON WAS LIKE WHATEVER FOR MY BOY AND LEGAL SAID I'M NOT A BOY YOU CAN SEE I AM NOT A BOY BECAUSE OF THIS
AND LEGAL SHOWED LAYTON HIS SPECIAL PRESENT.
EXCEPT THAT HE DIDN'T REALLY SHOW LAYTON THAN JUST DEMONSTRATING IT.
AND LAYTON WAS LIKE OH DEAR LORD LUKE WE MUST NOT YOUR YOUNGER SELF IS UPSTAIRS
AND HE DID NOT MENTION FLORA BECAUSE FLORA SAID SHE WAS GOING TO VISIT MT MYSTERE
WHEN IN FACT SHE WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET AND PEEKING AT THE TWO GETTING IT ON ON THE COUCH BUT LEGAL WAS LIKE PROFESSOR I'VE KNOWN YOU WERE A PAEDOPHILE FOR A LONG WHILE IS IT OKAY THAT I AM NOT A BOY ANYMORE AND LAYTON WAS LIKE HELL YEAH
AND FLORA VIDEOCAMMED THIS WHILE TELLING HERSELF THAT IT WAS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES INTO DEVELOPING HER OWN PUZZLE FOR LAYTON'S BIRTHDAY.
PUZZLE 069
WHO THE EFF EFFED WHO
ONE DAY LAYTON WAS EFFING THIS LADY WITH A HAT WHEN SUDDENLY LUKE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CRIED TO LAYTON OH PROFESSOR WHY ARE YOU DOING SUCH THINGS TO THIS LADY I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER WHY CAN'T YOU DO THE SAME TO ME? TO WHICH LAYTON REPLIED, BUT MY BOY YOU DO NOT HAVE SUCH PARTS BUT LUKE INTERRUPTED NO PROFESSOR YOU MUST DO IT TO ME TO AND SO LAYTON DID BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF BUT SUDDENLY ADULT LUKE APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAID PROFESSOR I WENT BACK IN TIME BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND THOUGHT THAT I LIKED IT SO MUCH THAT I HAD TO DO IT AGAIN AND SO LAYTON WENT AND LET LEGAL REMINISCE ABOUT THE PAST WHEN SUDDENLY A LUKE THAT WAS ONLY TEN MINUTES OLDER THAN LEGAL WENT TO LAYTON AND SAID PROFESSOR YOU ONLY LASTED TEN FUCKING MINUTES SO I WENT BACK IN TIME TO DEMAND FOR MORE A SECOND TIME AND SO THEY DID
WHERE DID THE LADY WITH THE HAT AND LITTLE LUKE GO?
CORRECT
THEY LEFT TO VIDEOCAM THE LEGAL/LAYTON/OLDER-LEGAL-BY-TEN-MINUTES SCENE.
AND THAT WAS FLORA'S PUZZLE AND SHE WAS QUITE SURE THAT THE PROFESSOR WOULD LOVE IT.
AND AT THAT MOMENT LAYTON CAME AND LEGAL WAS LIKE GODDAMMIT PROFESSOR YOU ONLY LASTED TEN FUCKING MINUTES
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I HOPE EVERYONE LIKED IT.
ONE DAY LAYTON WAS TIRED SO HE FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH
AND FOR SOME REASON LEGAL WAS THERE AND HE SAW LAYTON
AND ALSO SAW SOME RANDOM FUCKING LUBE ON THE TABLE SO HE WAS LIKE OH GOD I MUST LUBE LAYTON FOR THE SHEER SAKE OF LUBING
SO HE LUBED LAYTON
AND LAYTON WOKE UP AND WAS LIKE OH GOD LUKE MY BOY WTF ARE YOU DOING
AND LEGAL WAS LIKE I'M LUBING YOU UP AND LAYTON WAS LIKE WHATEVER FOR MY BOY AND LEGAL SAID I'M NOT A BOY YOU CAN SEE I AM NOT A BOY BECAUSE OF THIS
AND LEGAL SHOWED LAYTON HIS SPECIAL PRESENT.
EXCEPT THAT HE DIDN'T REALLY SHOW LAYTON THAN JUST DEMONSTRATING IT.
AND LAYTON WAS LIKE OH DEAR LORD LUKE WE MUST NOT YOUR YOUNGER SELF IS UPSTAIRS
AND HE DID NOT MENTION FLORA BECAUSE FLORA SAID SHE WAS GOING TO VISIT MT MYSTERE
WHEN IN FACT SHE WAS HIDING IN THE CLOSET AND PEEKING AT THE TWO GETTING IT ON ON THE COUCH BUT LEGAL WAS LIKE PROFESSOR I'VE KNOWN YOU WERE A PAEDOPHILE FOR A LONG WHILE IS IT OKAY THAT I AM NOT A BOY ANYMORE AND LAYTON WAS LIKE HELL YEAH
AND FLORA VIDEOCAMMED THIS WHILE TELLING HERSELF THAT IT WAS FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES INTO DEVELOPING HER OWN PUZZLE FOR LAYTON'S BIRTHDAY.
PUZZLE 069
WHO THE EFF EFFED WHO
ONE DAY LAYTON WAS EFFING THIS LADY WITH A HAT WHEN SUDDENLY LUKE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CRIED TO LAYTON OH PROFESSOR WHY ARE YOU DOING SUCH THINGS TO THIS LADY I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER WHY CAN'T YOU DO THE SAME TO ME? TO WHICH LAYTON REPLIED, BUT MY BOY YOU DO NOT HAVE SUCH PARTS BUT LUKE INTERRUPTED NO PROFESSOR YOU MUST DO IT TO ME TO AND SO LAYTON DID BECAUSE HE COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF BUT SUDDENLY ADULT LUKE APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE AND SAID PROFESSOR I WENT BACK IN TIME BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND THOUGHT THAT I LIKED IT SO MUCH THAT I HAD TO DO IT AGAIN AND SO LAYTON WENT AND LET LEGAL REMINISCE ABOUT THE PAST WHEN SUDDENLY A LUKE THAT WAS ONLY TEN MINUTES OLDER THAN LEGAL WENT TO LAYTON AND SAID PROFESSOR YOU ONLY LASTED TEN FUCKING MINUTES SO I WENT BACK IN TIME TO DEMAND FOR MORE A SECOND TIME AND SO THEY DID
WHERE DID THE LADY WITH THE HAT AND LITTLE LUKE GO?
CORRECT
THEY LEFT TO VIDEOCAM THE LEGAL/LAYTON/OLDER-LEGAL-BY-TEN-MINUTES SCENE.
AND THAT WAS FLORA'S PUZZLE AND SHE WAS QUITE SURE THAT THE PROFESSOR WOULD LOVE IT.
AND AT THAT MOMENT LAYTON CAME AND LEGAL WAS LIKE GODDAMMIT PROFESSOR YOU ONLY LASTED TEN FUCKING MINUTES
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I HOPE EVERYONE LIKED IT.