am i... - am i cute? Very. - am i pretty? Extra very. - am i crazy? In an excellent way. - am i lovable? In a lovely way. - am i funny? Very much so, plus your stories are always hee-lair-eeous. - am i annoying? Not at all. - am i psycho? No? - am i daring? Yes, yes you are. - am i a good person? Yessssssss. Would You... Be my friend: And idol, too. Tell me the truth no matter what: Yes, I think so. Lie to make me feel better: Maybe? Depends on the situation. Spread rumors about me: Never ever ever. Keep a secret if I told you one: Yes. Loan me some cash: If you needed it. Hold my hand: Yes indeed. Take a bullet for me: Yes missus. Keep in touch: Abba-solutely. Love me: Do mutual idols love each other? I think so. makeout with me: Hmm. hold me in times of need: Of course. And in other times too, hubba hubba. Have sex with me: Hmm. Ditch me: No, unless you were the coppers and I was on the run, but even then I think I'd have trouble ditching you. Use me: No, unless we were using each other in a mutual kind of way. Date me: In a non-commital way. Rape me: No. Beat me up: Beating people isn't my thing. would you hug me? Yesss, I think I would. would you miss me if i was gone? Very very much so. would you kiss me? Sure. would you listen to my problems? Most certainly. would you ever make out with me in a cemetery? Anything goes in a cemetery, right? would you ever make out with me in the rain? Anything goes in the rain, right? would you ever cuddle with me? Meow. if you could... - if you could give me a new name, it would be? Irene Schmekle - if you could do one thing with me, it would be? Go to a laser show. - if you could give me a piece of advice, it would be? Keep it real. - if you could kidnap me for a day, where would we go? On a magical journey filled with adventure.
- am i cute? Very.
- am i pretty? Extra very.
- am i crazy? In an excellent way.
- am i lovable? In a lovely way.
- am i funny? Very much so, plus your stories are always hee-lair-eeous.
- am i annoying? Not at all.
- am i psycho? No?
- am i daring? Yes, yes you are.
- am i a good person? Yessssssss.
Would You...
Be my friend: And idol, too.
Tell me the truth no matter what: Yes, I think so.
Lie to make me feel better: Maybe? Depends on the situation.
Spread rumors about me: Never ever ever.
Keep a secret if I told you one: Yes.
Loan me some cash: If you needed it.
Hold my hand: Yes indeed.
Take a bullet for me: Yes missus.
Keep in touch: Abba-solutely.
Love me: Do mutual idols love each other? I think so.
makeout with me: Hmm.
hold me in times of need: Of course. And in other times too, hubba hubba.
Have sex with me: Hmm.
Ditch me: No, unless you were the coppers and I was on the run, but even then I think I'd have trouble ditching you.
Use me: No, unless we were using each other in a mutual kind of way.
Date me: In a non-commital way.
Rape me: No.
Beat me up: Beating people isn't my thing.
would you hug me? Yesss, I think I would.
would you miss me if i was gone? Very very much so.
would you kiss me? Sure.
would you listen to my problems? Most certainly.
would you ever make out with me in a cemetery? Anything goes in a cemetery, right?
would you ever make out with me in the rain? Anything goes in the rain, right?
would you ever cuddle with me? Meow.
if you could...
- if you could give me a new name, it would be? Irene Schmekle
- if you could do one thing with me, it would be? Go to a laser show.
- if you could give me a piece of advice, it would be? Keep it real.
- if you could kidnap me for a day, where would we go? On a magical journey filled with adventure.
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