WOWEE! WOW! WOWEE!
!!!ONE NIGHT ONLY!!!
The Triumphant Return Of....
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and
THE EARLY LINES
and featuring the amazing
TYRANNOSAURUS X
!!!
This Sunday, May 20th, at Aboca's Italian Grill in Richardson.
100 S Central Expy #63
Richardson, TX 75080
Located on the southwest corner of Central Expressway (75) & Beltline
The show starts at 6pm sharp and is over by 9. You can't miss it, it may be your last chance to see Blank Blank and the Early Lines, and that would be tragic.
$5/All Ages. Pizza & soda will be for sale.
PEOPLE WILL LIKE YOU! YOU'LL HAVE MORE FRIENDS, MORE MONEY, AND A NICER CAR! WOMEN WILL WANT YOU! MEN WILL ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER! YOUR PARENTS WILL STOP MAKING FUN OF YOU! YOU'LL BE INVITED TO ALL THE FINEST PARTIES! YOU'LL UNDERSTAND JOKES YOU ALWAYS PRETENDED TO GET BUT WERE CONFUSED BY! YOUR LAME SEX LIFE WILL DRAMATICALLY IMPROVE! YOU WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE AND STOP MEANDERING ABOUT AIMLESSLY! BE THERE, YOU CAN'T MISS IT!
The Triumphant Return Of....
BLANK BLANK ZERO
and
THE EARLY LINES
and featuring the amazing
TYRANNOSAURUS X
!!!
This Sunday, May 20th, at Aboca's Italian Grill in Richardson.
100 S Central Expy #63
Richardson, TX 75080
Located on the southwest corner of Central Expressway (75) & Beltline
The show starts at 6pm sharp and is over by 9. You can't miss it, it may be your last chance to see Blank Blank and the Early Lines, and that would be tragic.
$5/All Ages. Pizza & soda will be for sale.
PEOPLE WILL LIKE YOU! YOU'LL HAVE MORE FRIENDS, MORE MONEY, AND A NICER CAR! WOMEN WILL WANT YOU! MEN WILL ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER! YOUR PARENTS WILL STOP MAKING FUN OF YOU! YOU'LL BE INVITED TO ALL THE FINEST PARTIES! YOU'LL UNDERSTAND JOKES YOU ALWAYS PRETENDED TO GET BUT WERE CONFUSED BY! YOUR LAME SEX LIFE WILL DRAMATICALLY IMPROVE! YOU WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE AND STOP MEANDERING ABOUT AIMLESSLY! BE THERE, YOU CAN'T MISS IT!