Lap the First -Audio-

[putmylogoonit]

Oh, thank you again, masked hero! That Monochromon was being such a pest to my restaurant!

Hey, what can I say? I'm good with the pets! Even though that one was big as a rhino!

Hmph... c'mon. We gotta get going...

Oh, don't you want a reward? I was in the middle of fixing a big buffet...!

!!!! Y'know, come to think of it, I AM a little hungry

Comments

[fasternlightbot]

So let me get this straight. You're The Flash and you're a speedster? What kind of sick and twisted joke is this?!

[putmylogoonit]

...oh, don't tell me you don't like the name! It's a tradition thing! Flash MEANS fast!

[fasternlightbot]

Not where I come from it doesn't! Flash stops things.

[putmylogoonit]

...wha? That's just silly!

[fasternlightbot]

You can call it whatever you like. It still hurts like a bitch.