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[putmylogoonit]

Oh, thank you again, masked hero! That Monochromon was being such a pest to my restaurant!

Hey, what can I say? I'm good with the pets! Even though that one was big as a rhino!

Hmph... c'mon. We gotta get going...

Oh, don't you want a reward? I was in the middle of fixing a big buffet...!

!!!! Y'know, come to think of it, I AM a little hungry

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[badluckbabe]

...oh no freaking way.

[putmylogoonit]

Wait a minute, this was recording?!

...who's this?

[badluckbabe]

Please be an AU or something.

Erm...Jinx...owner of the Magical Teashop in Tetha...you new here?

[putmylogoonit]

Jinx... Jinx... name sounds familiar...

Uh, yeah! Just got here! Five minutes and I already ended up saving someone... New record!

Oh, I'm the Flash...!

[badluckbabe]

...I'm not sure if I'm relieved or annoyed he doesn't remember me.

You didn't happen to start off as Kid Flash once did you? Yellow suit? red hair?

[putmylogoonit]

...Uh, no, not really... Sounds like something I'd do, though!

[badluckbabe]

Thank goodness.

OK Just making sure...must have been another speedster.

You'll be happy to know you aren't the only hero in town, nor the only speedster.

[putmylogoonit]

Hey, what can I say? Speedsters of all sorts are big...!

Well, just found out Superman's here... who else?

[badluckbabe]

Mmm, Batman times two, Robin, Batgirls, Teen Titans, Joker, tons of other supers and bad guys...hold on I have a...

[Attached: List of current well known baddies]

[putmylogoonit]

...Joker?!

No wonder Bats was worried about Gotham's quietness...!

[badluckbabe]

Yeah that's pretty much how we all reacted when Joker arrived.

OH! There are three Batmen...not two I forgot one. Normal Batman, younger Batman and then an Evil Batman. Be VERY careful.

[putmylogoonit]

...normal Bats, young Bats and an EVIL Bats?!

...

Okay, you TOTALLY lost me!

[badluckbabe]

Wouldn't be the first time.

OK let's start from the beginning. We are all here to save this world from the forces of evil...namely seven big bad digimon with the power of sin.

The Digital God of this world is pulling people in from across space, time, multiple universes and even from beyond the grave to accomplish this goal. So sometimes weird things like having a current Batman, and a Batman who's younger and a Batman that's evil happens.

[putmylogoonit]

...not the first time we've dealt with gods before!

And... yeah. Last time I dealt with alternate us, they tried to take over our world...

[badluckbabe]

I'm glad I never met an alternate me...she'd probably be really sexy but annoying as hell.

Anyway this god in particular doesn't exactly socialize, he just seems to pull people at random, a friend of mine even has a daughter from the future who was yanked here.

We mostly just live each day at a time, saving the innocent, fighting evil and waiting for our shot at the big bads.

[putmylogoonit]

...sounds like life back home. I think I can handle it.

Say, you don't know of any other places I can check out, do ya? Has to be more than just the burger city...!