[ sol | there's a wolf, you know, that chases the sun, and one day soon will eat her ]

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Heh heh heh. Looks like winter's finally here. The snow was one thing, but I was waiting for the real cold to come.

[He doesn't like it, but he can take it. You can't whine about the chill all the way through Jotunheim with Thor as your traveling-companion.Now, none of you have any cause to worry. After all, I am Loki. There's

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Loki! Great, so you ARE here. But you didn't cause all this. I don't know if I'm disappointed or relieved.

Listen, you nutjob, you better not screw with anyone around here with your usual pranky crap. You might have them fooled, but I know you're not the "giving type."

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[Nutjob? What's a nutjob? Loki decides to ignore the vernacular for the gist of the message.

He's got no clue Peter has the wrong Loki. Loki just assumes this guy's heard of him -- and his reputation for mischief. He's not sure if he's taken aback or amused, but Loki's definitely leaning towards amused.]

Maybe I'm not, but I'm not fooling anyone. I stated my terms quite clearly. Fire for food. There a problem with that?

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Nothing is ever clear with you, Loki. It's all murky waters and dark intentions.

...Just know that not everyone is going to fall for that hook, line, and sinker.

I'm onto you. Like vanilla on an Oreo.

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...you say a lot of strange things. What's an Oreo?

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[Wha... Loki doesn't know what an Oreo is? I mean, he IS from Asgard, but he's spent enough time on Earth to know something like... hm. Wait, has he, though...?]

Uh... delicious snack treat. The one with the chocolate cookies and the white vanilla cream in the middle? Commonly eaten with milk? ...Come on, you don't know that? Do I have to draw a diagram?
Wait, a diagram wouldn't work, this is a phone call.
...D-don't change the subject, you!