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so sorry for not being around....but that's what happens when you live in 3 cities at once haha....
OH MY GOD i have a KILLER story.....so you must read it all to get the full effect of peeing your pants hahahahahaha
okay so on wednesday, joni and i went to drop off her stepmom, mary, at the gas station to pick up her van. I had gone inside the little wanna be 7-11 store and exchanged my bunch of quarters for a five dollar bill. So i go out to the car and am about to get it, but joni likes to do this funny litte "inch away thing so katie can't get in the car" so she does that a few times and i finally get the door open and i'm holding it with my right arm and i get my left foot wdged in the car, and just as i am jumping to get in the car, she takes off, dragging my limp body accross the gravely parking lot and i thought my legs were on fire and all that came out of my mouth was, "stop the fuckin cah joan!!" (in a boston accent) and she says, "i can't!! my foot is stuck under the gas pedal!!" and so after about 10, 11, maybe 12 feet, she stops the car, i pry myself off the ground and into the car, i can't move my arm, and i'm shaking, "shut the fuckin door joan" and so she takes off and after i got over the initial shock of things, joni doesn't even say sorry....she says, 'that is what memories are made of" hahahahahaha and we both just start laughing so hard i'm pretty usre we peed our pants and i mean, how many people can say that they have been dragged by a car? haha so we get to joni's house, and mary comes in after us and i'm still laughing my ass off and she says, "are you okay?!" and i can't talki because i'm laughing so hard and so she tells joni's dad what happened and so he says (totally serious and in his major boston accent) "joan, if you eva drag katie like thdat again yor gonna git ya cah takin away for a week"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love my life haha ya know, except that now my leg is skinned in about 3 places, i have numerous bruises and there is quite a sizeable chunk missing from my ankle hahaha
OH MY GOD i have a KILLER story.....so you must read it all to get the full effect of peeing your pants hahahahahaha
okay so on wednesday, joni and i went to drop off her stepmom, mary, at the gas station to pick up her van. I had gone inside the little wanna be 7-11 store and exchanged my bunch of quarters for a five dollar bill. So i go out to the car and am about to get it, but joni likes to do this funny litte "inch away thing so katie can't get in the car" so she does that a few times and i finally get the door open and i'm holding it with my right arm and i get my left foot wdged in the car, and just as i am jumping to get in the car, she takes off, dragging my limp body accross the gravely parking lot and i thought my legs were on fire and all that came out of my mouth was, "stop the fuckin cah joan!!" (in a boston accent) and she says, "i can't!! my foot is stuck under the gas pedal!!" and so after about 10, 11, maybe 12 feet, she stops the car, i pry myself off the ground and into the car, i can't move my arm, and i'm shaking, "shut the fuckin door joan" and so she takes off and after i got over the initial shock of things, joni doesn't even say sorry....she says, 'that is what memories are made of" hahahahahaha and we both just start laughing so hard i'm pretty usre we peed our pants and i mean, how many people can say that they have been dragged by a car? haha so we get to joni's house, and mary comes in after us and i'm still laughing my ass off and she says, "are you okay?!" and i can't talki because i'm laughing so hard and so she tells joni's dad what happened and so he says (totally serious and in his major boston accent) "joan, if you eva drag katie like thdat again yor gonna git ya cah takin away for a week"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love my life haha ya know, except that now my leg is skinned in about 3 places, i have numerous bruises and there is quite a sizeable chunk missing from my ankle hahaha