all my fun

Oct 31, 2003 10:51

mk...been awhile since ive posted....hmm 18 now...for a couple weeks..doesnt feel so different...im kinda in a good mood today...dunno why for sure....might be because its halloween...who knows...but anyways...a lot has happened....i think i got a credit card coming to me now...so thats good...ive decided to get a bank account and take out a loan for a new car...mine just isnt cutting it...long story...to make a long story short...i made a bad purchase idea...ive been spending a lot of time with my grandma on my days off from school....i think its a good thing....on to the ......embarrasing situations of the past week...i was at work the other day...yeah back at wendys....stocking Jr Frosty cups...now...if youve ever seen a jr frosty....they are not that big...anyways...they are kept in a cylinder with a spring at the bottom...to keep the cups pushed up to the top...well i was stocking and pushed my hand down into the cylinder to see how much stock was already in there....the cups happen to be held in by divets in the cylinder that hold the lips of the cups...well...my hand got stuck....stuck tight...so my co-workers called the manager...we tryed to get it out of there with mechanical lubrication, vegetable oil, and ice, none of which seemed to do anything but make a mess..we had to call the fire dept...they came in telling me that they were going to have to saw it off because the bottom of the cylinder was welded on the frame of the entire cabinet...i was scared...well...they finally got it undone just before they went to get the saw...thank go.....thank a greater being....and onto yesterdays fun....see...lets just put it bluntly....my dad is an ass...and his alternate wife is a bitchy up tight slut and a half...so anyways...theyve been pulling this bullshit with the phone when i go to bed...unplugging it and shit...pisses me off...so yesterday...i had school off...and decided that i was sick of it...so i was going to install a phone line in my room...which happens to be upstairs...well...to my suprise...the existing phone line in the attic (linked to my room) was cut...as i found when i got into the attic...well..the attic doesnt have a floor...just the beams of the house...the phone line was cut in like...4 or 5 places or something....so im putting the phone line wires back together using duct tape, a razor knife and a candle (didnt have electrical tape or a flashlight...which proved to be a bad idea when id tried to do this before...and caught the attic on fire...the candle fell onto insulation...and caused a small fire...but i figured that since there was a fire...id bring water...no harm done that time..but i didnt bring water when i came into the attic this time)but anyways...so i got into the attic and was almost done...2 more wires on the last break in the line... well i was stepping around trying to get comfortable...i stepped between the beams.....i fell through the ceiling onto the floor of my laundry room.....said a few choice words...and didnt know what to do....my excuse was: i slammed the door because it wouldnt shut, when i slammed the door...the ceiling fell down...its all watery and nasty...like rotten from the water. my dad bought it....whew.
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