#1 [voice + video]

[putawallinmyway]

[A video of a strange man in blue armor appears on screen. Though he may look intimidating, his voice speaks otherwise.]Hi, everybody! I just would like to thank you all for choosing me as a winner for this vacation in Acai...Naria...Acailand… place. I think I deserved it very much! I would like to thank my best friend Church! None of this would

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[Voice]

[notnevada]

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[Static, then - ]

You have got to be kidding me!!

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[putawallinmyway]

Oh, I'm pretty sure he smells.

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[putawallinmyway]

Wait...

Done~

[putawallinmyway]

...Tex?

[Voice]

[notnevada]

Shit, I knew this was too fucking good to be true...

...yeah?

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[putawallinmyway]

But...

...I think I went to the upside down heaven. Tex, is there orange juice?

[Voice]

[notnevada]

I don't wanna know, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna - Upside down heaven, what?

...I'm pretty sure there's orange juice, Caboose. Thank God there's coffee...

[voice]

[putawallinmyway]

Because I'm pretty sure you blew...up... right? Wait! Is Church here? Because I think he would like this place. Is that what the bucket of salt is for?

[voice]

[notnevada]

No, he isn't. Thank God for that mercy, Jesus.

And no, I didn't blow up, Caboose. How could I be talking to you if I did? ...never mind, don't answer that.

And no, the damned salt isn't for coffee!

[voice]

[putawallinmyway]

...oh! That's good. I thought the coffee was made with salt and that just sounds disgusting. Like adding milk to your coffee! [He was going to comment that the bad coffee could be why Tex is being so mean. But of course, it IS Tex after all.]

[voice]

[notnevada]

Caboose, just...God, never mind.