I'm stumped
So today I was driving from Seattle back up to Bham and along the way I passed an animal rescue shelter that had the most persuasive advertising I have ever encountered. It read like this:
Volunteer! Kittens!
That's it. But fuck if I can't think of an intelligent retort to their impeccable logic. If I volunteer there there will be kittens, and what better reason is there to volunteer? Just think of all the terrible consequences if others found out about this tactic.
Join the army! Kittens!
And then someday - I'd really be fucked if this happened- it might be:
Join the army! Kittens! Puppies!
How could I not sign up?
Volunteer! Kittens!
That's it. But fuck if I can't think of an intelligent retort to their impeccable logic. If I volunteer there there will be kittens, and what better reason is there to volunteer? Just think of all the terrible consequences if others found out about this tactic.
Join the army! Kittens!
And then someday - I'd really be fucked if this happened- it might be:
Join the army! Kittens! Puppies!
How could I not sign up?