Sep 22, 2005 22:44
This Diary Has Been Locked
If you listen closely, I shall tell you a story. But before you are allowed to know it's secrets, there are guidelines you must adhere to:
1) An open mind is a requirement
2) Knowledge of the English language is also a requirement
3) You are yourself, not me. Do not try to act otherwise.
4) Please, have something in common with me
5) I may not add you, or I may remove you at any time. This is my choice, and I expect you to take it in stride.
6) Please add me first. <- this is not a request.