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[puss_in_prada]

In my daily search of the different morning papers, I found an interesting little gem of an article. Evidentially a mayor in a small European town has banned his citizens from dying under fear of harsh punishment...something to do with running out of cemetery space or something. What exactly DO you do to punish a dead man for dying

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[vive_la_vixen]

Vile? Really now? What is it about this book that makes everyone so inclined to toss around insults? For shame, M. Cordon.

[puss_in_prada]

Perhaps I am being a bit harsh to the creature, but it keeps yapping and wanting into MY house when it's house is just a mile up to the road, and the noise is tiresome.

I apologize.

Phillip

[vive_la_vixen]

It is all right. Your other anecdote about punishment of the dead amuses me, so all is forgiven.

Now, have you considered that the dog might be trying to tell you something? Perhaps his owner has fallen down a well like in that television programme? Lassie?

Re: Juliette/Phillip

[puss_in_prada]

I'm glad.

Hmm...Would you like my honest opinion about dogs being able to communicate things? Likely the answer to that is no so I will stay quiet for the moment. I think the dog's purpose in my yard is far more diabolical.

Juliette/Phillip

[vive_la_vixen]

I don't think the dogs care what your opinion on the matter is. They communicate just the same. When was the last time you heard of a 'watch cat' or a 'guard cat', hmm?

But please, do tell me. What is this diabolical purpose?

Re: Juliette/Phillip

[puss_in_prada]

Well they should learn more constructive ways of communicating than digging in my yard.

I think his diabolical purpose is to upset the feline presence here...namely Vixen.