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[puss_in_prada]

In my daily search of the different morning papers, I found an interesting little gem of an article. Evidentially a mayor in a small European town has banned his citizens from dying under fear of harsh punishment...something to do with running out of cemetery space or something. What exactly DO you do to punish a dead man for dying

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[hatesbears]

Cost you.

[puss_in_prada]

Hmmm...what would it cost me?

[hatesbears]

$50.

[puss_in_prada]

And what would I get in return?

[hatesbears]

A rainbow of joy and whimsical smile. What the FUCK DO YOU THINK.

Silence and dogless, cuntfucker.

[puss_in_prada]

Well, that was...refreshing.

As tempting as that sounds, I think I'll hang on to my fifty dollars and deal with the dog, thank you.

[hatesbears]

Retard.

[puss_in_prada]

You're charming.

[hatesbears]

You're mentally within the range of a particularly slow pre-schooler.

[puss_in_prada]

And you're just as winsome as said slow pre-schooler. Glad we could settle that.

[maleficentia]

Isn't she, though?

[hatesbears]

You love me, you REALLY LOVE ME.

[maleficentia]

Shocking I'm in the minority, really, considering how often you go around calling people 'retard.'

[hatesbears]

And that's when I'm being KIND.

[maleficentia]

Magnanimous, even. You little humanitarian.

[hatesbears]

Even just fucking LOOKING at those words makes me want to puke up my insides.