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You masturbate like a post rock song. You slowly
build up a nice pace for a few minutes. Then
things start to quicken and you think you're
near a climax. But then you stop and slow down.
You repeat this few times, and then you'll hit
the wonderful climax, and slowly wank away as
everything fades out.
If your way of masturbating was compared to music, which genre would it be?
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i have this huge problem with my mothers ex boyfriend scott. we're at the womans house that scott cheated on my mother with her. i hate him. i want to castrate him. my mother thinks i'm overreacting i think i'm being merciful. this man is my worst enemy and if i didn't believe so strongly in peace i would make his life a living hell.
i'm fired up. they are over on the couch talking about him. pig. asshole. fuckhead.