I wanna be cool too.
((1. Pick any character you play.
2. Go to this http://www.geocities.com/poetess47/100questions.html
3. Select at least two questions from each section.
4. In addition to this, question 100 must be answered.
5. Write up the answers as they relate to that character and post them behind a cut.
6. Discuss!
warning: Matt is an idiot. ♥ Also, he's doing the whole thing, too))
Part 1: The Basics
1. What is your full name?
Matt, like Cher. Or Mail Jeevas.. Do they even care anymore who knows what about me?
2. Where and when were you born?
February 1st in a land far, far away. Beyond the reaches of your mortal realm or something.
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Mello and Near. They were both high class scientists who liked to fuck like rabbits until they got bored after trying all the kinks in the book, so they told me to join in one day and have been satisfied ever since.
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I used to, but I have no idea where they are now, meh.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
In the grand palace of Mello Land where Near and I humbly reside. Sometimes the king himself will let us glance upon him, so we are very lucky. ...Hahaha, how did you get bored of this, Mello? I could do this for hours, honestly. I know you love to bullshit, dude, don't lie.
6. What is your occupation?
I'm the head of my guild. It's a full time job. I also gradually steal the guild's gold from our bank and sell it for real bling. Then I blame it on one of the hunters because everyone hates their shit anyway. It's a good living.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
Uhmmmm, I've got a scar on my left elbow. I don't know how I got it, but I think it's cool, haha.
8. To which social class do you belong?
I'm an Elite Beat Agent. We're of a class all our own.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I'm allergic to oranges. And no matter what anyone else says, I don't have any diseases, okay?
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Both for maximum pleasure. Or whatever the lovers want. I'm flexible.
11. What does your voice sound like?
I have no idea.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
"MELLO, NOT THE TEETH."
13. What do you have in your pockets?
Hmmm, let's see.. Lint and candy wrappers from a time of long ago.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
Probably.
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
I have The Fresh Prince theme song stuck in my head now. Thanks a lot!
16. What is your earliest memory?
Hmmmm.. My mom pretending to cry to make this vendor feel bad. He gave us hotdogs. :D
17. How much schooling have you had?
Not enough says El Wammy.
18. Did you enjoy school?
Meh.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
Grand Theft Auto. I can steal cars really well now.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
Mello~ ♥ He's so super cool, tee hee.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
I didn't..?
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I didn't really think about stuff like that, haha.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Stealing wallets, haha. I also liked the game Throw Rocks At Pidgeons.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
Superhuman amazing kinds.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
Mello and I were loners, but he doesn't want to admit it, haha.
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
I forget which weird girl came first.
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Hahahaha. Yes, I'm a total virgin. I'm saving myself for marriage, tee hee.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
..What?
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Discovering the Internet and all the magic that dwells within it.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
The Daleks.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I would also have to say the bunny woman. She's pretty damn impressive.
32. What is your greatest regret?
I dyed my hair green once.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I once paid for a whole meal from the tip jar at a Starbucks.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
Matt doesn't. :D
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When Mello almost didn't make it to the shop in time.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
When Mello begged me to be his friend. Embarrassing for both of us, I guess.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
Hmm, it seems good to me. Would have been cool if we had been friends with Near before though, I think.
38. What is your best memory?
Dunno.
39. What is your worst memory?
Dunno.
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I can be both. :D
41. What is your greatest fear?
Vampire ghost zombies from hell with super natural powers.
42. What are your religious views?
Indifferent.
43. What are your political views?
Also indifferent.
44. What are your views on sex?
It goes well with everything.
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
I don't, really.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Kill Captain America. HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP, GUYS.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I do. ♥
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Doing what you want to do as much as possible.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
As much as I should be. I only lie if I have to, or if it's funny.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Boys with blond, red or purple hair are usually better in bed.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
I don't get in the way of Mello's cleaning.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
You guys know, come on.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
Depends who the are.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
The only two people in my life, haha.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Paris Hilton. I'd like to make money doing nothing and having sex.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
The answers to all these questions are Mello and Near, so I'm gonna skip them~
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
Weeeeeeeee~
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign, life is demanding, without understanding. Also, Mello and Near.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
If they are Mello and/or Near.
60. How close are you to your family?
I think I answered that one already, didn't I?
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
Mama has a chicken. Mama has a cow. Dad was proud, he didn't care how.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
Paris Hilton, also.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Paris Hilton.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
Paris Hilton.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
The Trix Rabbit.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Fighting is stupid.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Hahaha, no. Too much work~
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
Not really. Too many people can get annoying.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Not really.
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
I like to watch Matt jerk off.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
Okay, I'm sorry, Mello. I'm bored now, too. Can we go the drug store and get some snaaaacks?
72. What is your favorite color?
Pink.
73. What is your favorite food?
Big Mac.
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Comics.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Watching Matt jerk*ing off.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
Yes, because, no.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Watching Matt jerk*ing off.
78. What makes you laugh?
Watching Matt jerk*ing off. ..Wait, that one doesn't make any sense, hahaha.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
MELLO'S FACE, AHAHAHAHA, oh SNAP, I am hilarious.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
Internet porn, or and watch Matt jerk off.
81. How do you deal with stress?
Save the world for aliens.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I don't know what I'm going to be doing in 10 minutes. Unless we're going to the drug store. Then I know what I'll be doing.
83. What are your pet peeves?
Useless things like this~
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
Getting up, saving the world, eating the boy's food, loving the boys, going to sleep.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
I know at least 100 pick up lines.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
I'm actually not that good at DDR.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be Paris Hilton.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Whichever. When we're at the store, I need energy drinks. Man, I'm so tired, UGH.
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
I'm super organized. Whatever they said is a lie.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Video games, finding hidden internet smut, the kama sutra. Being very serious with online surveys. That can be three things. :D
91. Do you like yourself?
I like me.. :(
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
Because if I'm not, the world of warcraft will die.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
I'd like to beat everyone on Pokemon Wi Fi with a team of Lopunnys.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Same place, probably.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Orgasmic overload.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
Mello, Near, repeat.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
Being that guy that died of orgasmic overload.
98. What three words best describe your personality?
Too, Very, Tired.
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
He likes long walks and smooth sunsets. I don't know what that means..
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
You have unlimited cosmic powers. OKAY, is it time for energy drinks now? :DDDDDD ♥
2. Go to this http://www.geocities.com/poetess47/100questions.html
3. Select at least two questions from each section.
4. In addition to this, question 100 must be answered.
5. Write up the answers as they relate to that character and post them behind a cut.
6. Discuss!
warning: Matt is an idiot. ♥ Also, he's doing the whole thing, too))
Part 1: The Basics
1. What is your full name?
Matt, like Cher. Or Mail Jeevas.. Do they even care anymore who knows what about me?
2. Where and when were you born?
February 1st in a land far, far away. Beyond the reaches of your mortal realm or something.
3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Mello and Near. They were both high class scientists who liked to fuck like rabbits until they got bored after trying all the kinks in the book, so they told me to join in one day and have been satisfied ever since.
4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
I used to, but I have no idea where they are now, meh.
5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.
In the grand palace of Mello Land where Near and I humbly reside. Sometimes the king himself will let us glance upon him, so we are very lucky. ...Hahaha, how did you get bored of this, Mello? I could do this for hours, honestly. I know you love to bullshit, dude, don't lie.
6. What is your occupation?
I'm the head of my guild. It's a full time job. I also gradually steal the guild's gold from our bank and sell it for real bling. Then I blame it on one of the hunters because everyone hates their shit anyway. It's a good living.
7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.
Uhmmmm, I've got a scar on my left elbow. I don't know how I got it, but I think it's cool, haha.
8. To which social class do you belong?
I'm an Elite Beat Agent. We're of a class all our own.
9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I'm allergic to oranges. And no matter what anyone else says, I don't have any diseases, okay?
10. Are you right- or left-handed?
Both for maximum pleasure. Or whatever the lovers want. I'm flexible.
11. What does your voice sound like?
I have no idea.
12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?
"MELLO, NOT THE TEETH."
13. What do you have in your pockets?
Hmmm, let's see.. Lint and candy wrappers from a time of long ago.
14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
Probably.
Part 2: Growing Up
15. How would you describe your childhood in general?
I have The Fresh Prince theme song stuck in my head now. Thanks a lot!
16. What is your earliest memory?
Hmmmm.. My mom pretending to cry to make this vendor feel bad. He gave us hotdogs. :D
17. How much schooling have you had?
Not enough says El Wammy.
18. Did you enjoy school?
Meh.
19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
Grand Theft Auto. I can steal cars really well now.
20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.
Mello~ ♥ He's so super cool, tee hee.
21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?
I didn't..?
22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I didn't really think about stuff like that, haha.
23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?
Stealing wallets, haha. I also liked the game Throw Rocks At Pidgeons.
24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?
Superhuman amazing kinds.
25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?
Mello and I were loners, but he doesn't want to admit it, haha.
26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
I forget which weird girl came first.
27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Hahahaha. Yes, I'm a total virgin. I'm saving myself for marriage, tee hee.
28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.
..What?
Part 3: Past Influences
29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Discovering the Internet and all the magic that dwells within it.
30. Who has had the most influence on you?
The Daleks.
31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
I would also have to say the bunny woman. She's pretty damn impressive.
32. What is your greatest regret?
I dyed my hair green once.
33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I once paid for a whole meal from the tip jar at a Starbucks.
34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?
Matt doesn't. :D
35. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When Mello almost didn't make it to the shop in time.
36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?
When Mello begged me to be his friend. Embarrassing for both of us, I guess.
37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?
Hmm, it seems good to me. Would have been cool if we had been friends with Near before though, I think.
38. What is your best memory?
Dunno.
39. What is your worst memory?
Dunno.
Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
I can be both. :D
41. What is your greatest fear?
Vampire ghost zombies from hell with super natural powers.
42. What are your religious views?
Indifferent.
43. What are your political views?
Also indifferent.
44. What are your views on sex?
It goes well with everything.
45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?
I don't, really.
46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Kill Captain America. HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP, GUYS.
47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I do. ♥
48. What do you believe makes a successful life?
Doing what you want to do as much as possible.
49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
As much as I should be. I only lie if I have to, or if it's funny.
50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Boys with blond, red or purple hair are usually better in bed.
51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
I don't get in the way of Mello's cleaning.
52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?
You guys know, come on.
Part 5: Relationships With Others
53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?
Depends who the are.
54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
The only two people in my life, haha.
55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?
Paris Hilton. I'd like to make money doing nothing and having sex.
56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.
The answers to all these questions are Mello and Near, so I'm gonna skip them~
57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.
Weeeeeeeee~
58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign, life is demanding, without understanding. Also, Mello and Near.
59. What do you look for in a potential lover?
If they are Mello and/or Near.
60. How close are you to your family?
I think I answered that one already, didn't I?
61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?
Mama has a chicken. Mama has a cow. Dad was proud, he didn't care how.
62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?
Paris Hilton, also.
63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?
Paris Hilton.
64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?
Paris Hilton.
65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?
The Trix Rabbit.
66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Fighting is stupid.
67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Hahaha, no. Too much work~
68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?
Not really. Too many people can get annoying.
69. Do you care what others think of you?
Not really.
Part 6: Likes And Dislikes
70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?
I like to watch Matt jerk off.
71. What is your most treasured possession?
Okay, I'm sorry, Mello. I'm bored now, too. Can we go the drug store and get some snaaaacks?
72. What is your favorite color?
Pink.
73. What is your favorite food?
Big Mac.
74. What, if anything, do you like to read?
Comics.
75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?
Watching Matt jerk*ing off.
76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?
Yes, because, no.
77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Watching Matt jerk*ing off.
78. What makes you laugh?
Watching Matt jerk*ing off. ..Wait, that one doesn't make any sense, hahaha.
79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?
MELLO'S FACE, AHAHAHAHA, oh SNAP, I am hilarious.
80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?
Internet porn, or and watch Matt jerk off.
81. How do you deal with stress?
Save the world for aliens.
82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I don't know what I'm going to be doing in 10 minutes. Unless we're going to the drug store. Then I know what I'll be doing.
83. What are your pet peeves?
Useless things like this~
Part 7: Self Images And Etc.
84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?
Getting up, saving the world, eating the boy's food, loving the boys, going to sleep.
85. What is your greatest strength as a person?
I know at least 100 pick up lines.
86. What is your greatest weakness?
I'm actually not that good at DDR.
87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be Paris Hilton.
88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
Whichever. When we're at the store, I need energy drinks. Man, I'm so tired, UGH.
89. Are you generally organized or messy?
I'm super organized. Whatever they said is a lie.
90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
Video games, finding hidden internet smut, the kama sutra. Being very serious with online surveys. That can be three things. :D
91. Do you like yourself?
I like me.. :(
92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons...)
Because if I'm not, the world of warcraft will die.
93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?
I'd like to beat everyone on Pokemon Wi Fi with a team of Lopunnys.
94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Same place, probably.
95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
Orgasmic overload.
96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
Mello, Near, repeat.
97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?
Being that guy that died of orgasmic overload.
98. What three words best describe your personality?
Too, Very, Tired.
99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
He likes long walks and smooth sunsets. I don't know what that means..
100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (You might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice...)
You have unlimited cosmic powers. OKAY, is it time for energy drinks now? :DDDDDD ♥