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When Brian Kelly and I run into each other at Lux we sit in different locations and then IM because we are too shy to communicate face to face. This is the result:
BK: they have the mercedes benz of toilet paper in there
Me: oh my god, i know.
BK: it's like a big puffy cloud
Me: for your ass
BK: like i'm wiping my ass with heaven
Me: i have always looked to see what kind it is
Me: but it's all individual rolls
BK: they roast their toilet paper in house.
Me: i should get a piece and then compare with what is at the grocery store
Me: LOL
Me: do you think you can add an extra ply for $0.50?
BK: you get espresso bidet for $1 I think
Me: iced? or hot?
Me: tepid, perhaps.
Me: a tepid espresso bidet
BK: stop it, i'm getting all hot and bothered
Me: extra foam.
BK: or tepid and bothered
Me: this is going on LJ
BK: they have the mercedes benz of toilet paper in there
Me: oh my god, i know.
BK: it's like a big puffy cloud
Me: for your ass
BK: like i'm wiping my ass with heaven
Me: i have always looked to see what kind it is
Me: but it's all individual rolls
BK: they roast their toilet paper in house.
Me: i should get a piece and then compare with what is at the grocery store
Me: LOL
Me: do you think you can add an extra ply for $0.50?
BK: you get espresso bidet for $1 I think
Me: iced? or hot?
Me: tepid, perhaps.
Me: a tepid espresso bidet
BK: stop it, i'm getting all hot and bothered
Me: extra foam.
BK: or tepid and bothered
Me: this is going on LJ