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my attempts at sleep last night. in a nutshell:
self: *returns home from work/foodage and prepares for bed*
self: *gets on computer* *type type type click click*
kitten: *comes into bedroom* meow
self: hi kitty *type type click*
kitten: *wiggles butt and jumps up on bed* *prowls around bed*
self: *click click* 'sup kitty?
kitten: meow *finagles self into corner of bed by pillows* *starts pawing in between wall and mattress*
self: what are you doing, kitty? *type type click*
kitten: *still batting paws around in corner* meow
self: seriously what are you doing?
kitten: *continues to bat paws around in corner* meow
self: whatever. time for bed *closes laptop and puts it away* *pokes kitten*
kitten: meow *bats paws around for another minute* *prances off bed*
five minutes later
self: *nests and ponders* what the hell was that cat doing?
self: *begins moving blankets around in corner of bed*
self: was it a spider or something?
self: *lifts up corners of covers and inspects closer to where kitty was batting paws*
self: what the...?
dead mouse: *IS DEAD* x_x
self: ?!?!?!OMGWTF?!!11ELEVENTYONE
five minutes later
self: *takes mouse outside*
self: *mourns poor little mouse dude*
self: sanitize. bed. now.
self: *lysol lysol lysol lysooooooooooool*
self: ...really don't wanna sleep here
self: *takes pillow and heads out to couch*
three hours later. 3 am.
self: *tosses*
self: *turns*
self: ...really don't want to sleep here either
self: *heads to bedroom*
self: *crawls up onto bed*
self: *puts hand down* ... *blink*
self: ....is that wet? and is it what i think it is?
self: *turns on light*
self: DA;LSFKJA;LSFJA;LFJSDPOEIMGOINGTOKILLYOU
poe: *asleep at foot of bed* meow
self: AS;LDFIJFJASLFJAS;LFKJ?!?!11ELEVENTYONE
five minutes later
self: *heads back out to couch*
...and then i was up three hours later at 6:15am to get ready for school
LE FIN
happy things. that's all i want right now. haaaaaaaaappy things *grabby hands*
self: *returns home from work/foodage and prepares for bed*
self: *gets on computer* *type type type click click*
kitten: *comes into bedroom* meow
self: hi kitty *type type click*
kitten: *wiggles butt and jumps up on bed* *prowls around bed*
self: *click click* 'sup kitty?
kitten: meow *finagles self into corner of bed by pillows* *starts pawing in between wall and mattress*
self: what are you doing, kitty? *type type click*
kitten: *still batting paws around in corner* meow
self: seriously what are you doing?
kitten: *continues to bat paws around in corner* meow
self: whatever. time for bed *closes laptop and puts it away* *pokes kitten*
kitten: meow *bats paws around for another minute* *prances off bed*
five minutes later
self: *nests and ponders* what the hell was that cat doing?
self: *begins moving blankets around in corner of bed*
self: was it a spider or something?
self: *lifts up corners of covers and inspects closer to where kitty was batting paws*
self: what the...?
dead mouse: *IS DEAD* x_x
self: ?!?!?!OMGWTF?!!11ELEVENTYONE
five minutes later
self: *takes mouse outside*
self: *mourns poor little mouse dude*
self: sanitize. bed. now.
self: *lysol lysol lysol lysooooooooooool*
self: ...really don't wanna sleep here
self: *takes pillow and heads out to couch*
three hours later. 3 am.
self: *tosses*
self: *turns*
self: ...really don't want to sleep here either
self: *heads to bedroom*
self: *crawls up onto bed*
self: *puts hand down* ... *blink*
self: ....is that wet? and is it what i think it is?
self: *turns on light*
self: DA;LSFKJA;LSFJA;LFJSDPOEIMGOINGTOKILLYOU
poe: *asleep at foot of bed* meow
self: AS;LDFIJFJASLFJAS;LFKJ?!?!11ELEVENTYONE
five minutes later
self: *heads back out to couch*
...and then i was up three hours later at 6:15am to get ready for school
LE FIN
happy things. that's all i want right now. haaaaaaaaappy things *grabby hands*