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real update later. i promise i swear! i just...couldn't pass this up lol
Pick one player from each team, who you would sleep with... that's right... even the teams you hate! You must pick, you can't skip a team. You can give reasons for your choices if you wish.
1. Anaheim Ducks: joffrey lupul. lupes! i'm sorry holmgren traded your hot ass
2. Atlanta Thrashers: colby armstrong. OMG HIS STUPID FACE. i've always loved him. it's a sickness =/
3. Boston Bruins: savard. maybe chara. if only to find out the size of his...well. yea. either/or
4. Buffalo Sabres: ryan miller. hi other favorite goalie <3 thanks to kueble i've changed my mind. MYERS. omg tyler myers. BRB! GOTTA PACK THE HANDBASKET TO HELL!
5. Calgary Flames: iginla. unf.
6. Carolina Hurricanes: um...cam ward? sure. why not.
7. Chicago Blackhawks: jonathan toews. UNF. TO THE NTH DEGREE. i want to do bad bad things to that child =| i'd take duncan keith in a pinch though...or coach q
8. Colorado Avalanche: going to have to go with duche on this one (duchene)
9. Columbus Blue Jackets: mike commodore. IT WOULD BE LOLTASTIC
10. Dallas Stars: ...ugh. um...brad richards? i guess
11. Detroit Red Wings: zetterberg. DUH.
12. Edmonton Oilers: sam gagner...heh
13. Florida Panthers: er...david booth?
14. Los Angeles Kings: dustin brown. hai bb!
15. Minnesota Wild: is it sad i had to go to their website to look at the roster? lol um...sheppard. he looks young enough
16. Montreal Canadiens: hal gil. sure! why not?
17. Nashville Predators: tootoo. MAYBE NEXT TIME HE'LL THINK BEFORE HE CHEATS!
18. New Jersey Devils: parise. omg please. and thank you.
19. New York Islanders: marty biron. his eyes <333
20. New York Rangers: marc sta-NO! i take it back! LUNDQVIST!
21. Ottawa Senators: jesse winchester. I CAN PRETEND HE'S THE THIRD WINCHESTER BROTHER!
22. Philadelphia Flyers: um...i want to fall madly in bed with pretty much my entire team. jeff carter would be first. hot carle would be second. giroux third. gagne...well. yea...you get it lol
23. Phoenix Coyotes: scottie upshall. mmm. i'm sorry we traded your hot ass too, hun =(
24. Pittsburgh Penguins: jordan staal. SO awkward but he seems like SUCH a good time
25. San Jose Sharks: JOE THORNTON. CAPS ARE NECESSARY BECAUSE IT'S JUMBO JOE!
26. St. Louis Blues: tj oshie. I'M SENSING A THEME!
27. Tampa Bay Lightning: vinnie lecavalier. *grabby hands* omg so pretty
28. Toronto Maple Leafs: luke schenn. he is a ray of sunshine <3
29. Vancouver Canucks: ryan kessler. sure. he seems nice enough lol
30. Washington Capitals: semin. SORRY I'M NOT GAY SIR! i'd at least like a cuddle
let's go flyers!
edit: it's quarter after 9pm. i can't breathe. i have a fever. the flyers are down 4-0. i'm having a cookie and then taking a shower =/
Pick one player from each team, who you would sleep with... that's right... even the teams you hate! You must pick, you can't skip a team. You can give reasons for your choices if you wish.
1. Anaheim Ducks: joffrey lupul. lupes! i'm sorry holmgren traded your hot ass
2. Atlanta Thrashers: colby armstrong. OMG HIS STUPID FACE. i've always loved him. it's a sickness =/
3. Boston Bruins: savard. maybe chara. if only to find out the size of his...well. yea. either/or
4. Buffalo Sabres: ryan miller. hi other favorite goalie <3 thanks to kueble i've changed my mind. MYERS. omg tyler myers. BRB! GOTTA PACK THE HANDBASKET TO HELL!
5. Calgary Flames: iginla. unf.
6. Carolina Hurricanes: um...cam ward? sure. why not.
7. Chicago Blackhawks: jonathan toews. UNF. TO THE NTH DEGREE. i want to do bad bad things to that child =| i'd take duncan keith in a pinch though...or coach q
8. Colorado Avalanche: going to have to go with duche on this one (duchene)
9. Columbus Blue Jackets: mike commodore. IT WOULD BE LOLTASTIC
10. Dallas Stars: ...ugh. um...brad richards? i guess
11. Detroit Red Wings: zetterberg. DUH.
12. Edmonton Oilers: sam gagner...heh
13. Florida Panthers: er...david booth?
14. Los Angeles Kings: dustin brown. hai bb!
15. Minnesota Wild: is it sad i had to go to their website to look at the roster? lol um...sheppard. he looks young enough
16. Montreal Canadiens: hal gil. sure! why not?
17. Nashville Predators: tootoo. MAYBE NEXT TIME HE'LL THINK BEFORE HE CHEATS!
18. New Jersey Devils: parise. omg please. and thank you.
19. New York Islanders: marty biron. his eyes <333
20. New York Rangers: marc sta-NO! i take it back! LUNDQVIST!
21. Ottawa Senators: jesse winchester. I CAN PRETEND HE'S THE THIRD WINCHESTER BROTHER!
22. Philadelphia Flyers: um...i want to fall madly in bed with pretty much my entire team. jeff carter would be first. hot carle would be second. giroux third. gagne...well. yea...you get it lol
23. Phoenix Coyotes: scottie upshall. mmm. i'm sorry we traded your hot ass too, hun =(
24. Pittsburgh Penguins: jordan staal. SO awkward but he seems like SUCH a good time
25. San Jose Sharks: JOE THORNTON. CAPS ARE NECESSARY BECAUSE IT'S JUMBO JOE!
26. St. Louis Blues: tj oshie. I'M SENSING A THEME!
27. Tampa Bay Lightning: vinnie lecavalier. *grabby hands* omg so pretty
28. Toronto Maple Leafs: luke schenn. he is a ray of sunshine <3
29. Vancouver Canucks: ryan kessler. sure. he seems nice enough lol
30. Washington Capitals: semin. SORRY I'M NOT GAY SIR! i'd at least like a cuddle
let's go flyers!
edit: it's quarter after 9pm. i can't breathe. i have a fever. the flyers are down 4-0. i'm having a cookie and then taking a shower =/