i got a gun, i got a girl

[pushingmetaphor]

HI SO I WROTE A STORY FOR EYAIYULETIDE OR SOMETHING. IT IS FOR deutscheami BUT IS NOT NEARLY AS AWESOME AS SHE IS. It has robots and (future) Russia and con men because I am nothing if not predictable. I apologize in advance for anything I have gotten ridiculously wrong about: eyai, Russia, crimes, economics, and everything else.

Also: SO MANY THANKS TO nextian. I

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[e_mily]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:D x infinity

[pushingmetaphor]

THANK YOU FOR READING!!! And for ALSO HAVING READ THE TWELVE CHAIRS. *_*

[e_mily]

I fully blame my having read the book on Mel Brooks, because he's the genius that made Langella play Ostap and ohmahfuggingawd that man was a tall drink of water in the 70s. *fans self*

[pushingmetaphor]

I GUESS THIS MEANS I MUST SEE THIS MOVIE. *____* I'm just sad it (the book) doesn't have much of an English-speaking audience because then I could get fanfic!!

[e_mily]

You have no idea how much I want fanfic. *_*