tech-goddess picspam (criminal minds)
TEAM TECH-GODDESS
Garcia: Penelope's house of "how may I save your ass today?"
Hotch: How is it having Gideon around?
Garcia: You can have him back whenever you would like.
Reid: What are these tapes?
Morgan: I don't know, why don't you and Garcia go take a look, let us know.
Garcia: Yeah, movie night, I'll go make popcorn.
Hotch: You’re a genius.
Garcia: You’re just saying that ‘cause it’s true.
Morgan: My bomb fragments- let’s start putting this bad boy together.
Garcia: Why bother, don’t you just dust for prints and...stuff?
Morgan: Garcia, what are you doing in the FBI?
Garcia: I didn’t get into medical school.
TEAM BAD-ASS BLONDS
(MY FAVORITE GARCIA FRIENDSHIP)
Garcia: [answering phone] Oracle of Quantico. Speak if you deign to hear truth.
Elle: Brother…as in that’s Hotch’s brother?
Garcia: Maybe Hotch is adopted?
Garcia: Hey, you do know what this means? We can find out if Princess Diana's death really was accidental!
JJ: I think that's exactly the kind of thing that got you on the list.
TEAM GEEKS
(MY SECOND FAVORITE GARCIA FRIENDSHIP)
Reid: Nobody takes therapy these days without a healthy dose of medication.
Garcia: What are you implying, Reid?
Reid: That everyone is medicated.
Garcia: Did you just make a joke?
Reid: No, I mean, statistics, they-they show it-
Garcia: Reid, next time just say yes.
Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Garcia: Of course not. We'll go to prison and you'll become someone's bitch.
Reid: Really?
TEAM FLIRTS
(MY FAVORITE & ONLY ROMANTIC GARCIA SHIP)
Garcia: Okay, you know how on Star Trek when Captain Kirk asked McCoy to do something totally
impossible and McCoy says, "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"?
Morgan: Hey, what are you telling me? Not to expect a miracle?
Garcia: No, I'm saying I'm not a doctor.
Morgan: That's my girl.
Morgan: Easy there, Garcia. I think you just offended somebody’s mother.
Garcia: Shut up you. I took French. What can I say?
Morgan: Penelope, your last name is Garcia.
Garcia: Yeah, I know. It’s my stepfather’s name. Do you want my genius or not?
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This picspam was made for crimeland,
a Criminal Minds based challenge community.
P.S. TEAM REID FTW!