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:33 < *a cute kitty paws fretfurry at your journal*

:33 < *she had an impawtant question! but it isn't so impawtant yet that she n33ds to use her sharp claws*

:33 < what do you all dream about?

:33 < i mean are your dreams diffurent since you got here?

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[This is a weird question! But, he'll bite.]

N--

N-Not... not r-really? M-My dreams are... p-pretty much the-- th-the same as-- th-they always were...

[Sometimes good, usually unpleasant, occasionally terrible. Nothing special.]

Wh-- why?

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:33 < beclaws mine are diffurent

:33 < even from how they were after derse was destroyed

:33 < what do you dream about?

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U-Um... s-sometimes-- stuff th-that's happened, o-or sometimes, s-stuff I-- I-I think m-might happen, a-and sometimes... s-stuff that's... n-never going to happen.

[There's an audible shifting noise.]

L-Like, uh-- the-- th-the other night, I-I, I dreamed th-that I... h-had, um. H-Hams, f-for-- hands.

S-So, you know, s--s-stuff.

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:33 < :33c

:33 < yummy

:33 < i dream about killing things now :((

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Y...Yeah, th-those dreams... th-they're always-- h-hard.

[He only gets them about killing one thing, but hey - they're always, always hard.]

D-D'you... o-only dream a-about... that?

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:33 < no

:33 < sometimes i dream the things i've killed are already dead and ready to eat and then i f33d them to my sw33t hungry cubs

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W-Wait. Wh-- w-what? Y-You have-- c-cubs?

[Sorry, Nepeta. Knee-jerk reaction of confusion.]

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:33 < yessss!

:33 < but only purrtend

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O--Oh.

[Yeah, he has to sound that one out. The threes and stuff is easy, but these puns are a little... odd.]

WH-- wh-why do you... wr--write l-like that?

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:33 < beclaws!

:33 < it's my mewnique writing quirk

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M-Mewn... oh.

[Mewnique. Unique. Okay, he gets it.

Well, he doesn't get it entirely.]

A-And, you-- y-you do it b-because you... y-you just-- you like th-the way it s-- uh, reads?

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:33 < yessss

:33 < and also beclaws it just s33ms natural

I can write normally, but it just feels wrong. :((

:33 < besides this way you get to s33 the face of my lusus on every line :DD

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I-Is a-- a lusses like-- y-your pet? From-- b-back home?

[Maybe it's just a weird word for cat, because that looks sort of like a cat's face. If, you know, he turns his head to the left and squints.]

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:33 < h33h33h33 no

:33 < she's my custodian

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[stillseecracks]

Oh.

S-So you-- y-you have a-- a-a cat... cus-- c-custo-- custodian?

[Yeah that makes no sense, but... well. Xanth doesn't mind the nonsense so much anymore, as long as it was harmless.]

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:33 < no

:33 < she died