6th ♌ [Text] More Tails from the Hunt
:33 < *returning from pawsitively one of the most successful hunts in sw33ps ac stalks back to her cave with her purrize betw33n her jaws*
:33 < *the red mutant blood leaves swirly stains on the floors as she climbs s33king safety so that she can feast!*
[Yes, Nepeta has killed a deer, and has dragged the carcass through the barracks, leaving a ( Read more... )
:33 < *the red mutant blood leaves swirly stains on the floors as she climbs s33king safety so that she can feast!*
[Yes, Nepeta has killed a deer, and has dragged the carcass through the barracks, leaving a ( Read more... )
[As the troll walks about the keep, talking into his journal, he stops in front of a long trail of blood...]
...
[He lowers his shades, peering down the hall, following the trail with his eyes for a moment.]
Nepeta what did you do.
[The first red blooded thing he thinks of is humans. But she said beasts, right? But she could be pretending one is a-...beast. Do earthly beasts also have red blood? Oh jegus did Nepeta murder a resident. What did he say about intense FLARP?!]
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:33 < they're not violent! and i'm not purrtending!
:33 < i was hunting
:33 < but i only hunt what i n33d to eat equius! i prawrmise!
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Nepeta, no! What did you kill?
[Are they going to need to hide a corpse? Do animals count as property of the keep?]
Not only is this absolutely uncouth, but can't you be punished for harming fellow residents? As ridiculous as those rules are...
[The troll begins following this blood trail.]
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:33 < i didn't attack a purrson!
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[Oh man, Equius is half relieved and half disappointed]
Drinker deerbeasts? Do those fall under the category of "keep property"? I have not seen any, yet.
[He still follows the trail to get a good look at his moirail's most recent TAKE DOWN.]
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:33 < they're not propurrty! they're beasts!
:33 < are you in your respiteblock?
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[He takes a moment to wrinkle his nose at that.]
Repulsive blood. Where have you taken this filthy thing?
[If she plastered her respiteblock in RED blood of all things...]
By "lair" I hope you mean somewhere back outside...
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[Nepeta is just going to wait for Equius to catch up.
Outside his room.
Where she's waiting with the deer carcass.
Oops.]
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Well he just passed her room and the trail continues, let's just follow it more!
This is getting awfully close to his own respiteblock and-... Yeah.]
Nepeta what-... What is this...
[Oh yeah that ain't pretty.]
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Equius, can you open the door?
[Whoops, better not forget her manners and make him extra mad.]
Please?
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[No!]
Why my room? Would yours not make a better habitat for slain fauna?
[Why his room! It was clean, well maybe not clean, and void of any red nonsense! That thing is so filthy!]
It's dripping. That filth is going to get everywhere!
["Please"... Equius gives her a look. A "You're going to get a stern talking to when we're inside." look.]
Just-...
[AUGH. Fine. Equius, with a most disgruntled look on his face, reaches to open the door and walks inside. He'll try throw some towels on a spot on the floor, pulling the bedsheet off of that weird piece of furniture he's expected to sleep on.]
Do not make a mess, Leijon.
[UH OH, LAST NAME BASIS.]
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Beclaws my room is filled with my sugar pile!
[She dumps the carcass on the pile of strange human bedding and makes quick work of the skin. In moments, she's crouched in front of her meal, tearing off strips of raw flesh with her claws and popping them into her mouth.
She peers up at Equius, turning the full force of her cat-like gaze against him. She is making a mess. But she is the cutest and most furocious purrdator and his moirail! She can has a furgive?
Besides his room is so boring! There isn't a robot pile or any cute pictures on the walls! Purrhaps she could paint some.
Can he see her eying those walls?]
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[Eugh... So... Grainy. Sugar sticks to sweat so horribly.
Flecks of blood and flesh are flung everywhere, littering the floor and part of the closest wall. Oh dear, dried blood is going to be such a horrible chore to clean. Aruthor, why did you have to go...
He grimaces, even through his moirail's adorabloodthirstyness.]
Well... I suppose if you must eat. You will not leave me to clean this mess up alone, though.
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Okay, but you have to purrmise me something!
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[He gives his moirail a rather skeptical look.]
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[And doesn't she sound cheerful about it?]
And then we can have a feelings jam about everything beclaws so much has happened since we arrived at this keep!
[IT WILL BE JUST LIKE IN THE LAB.
Only better.
Because nobody will be dying.]
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