Bull. Flanked by Dolphins. Huh?
pure_stupidity
Originally uploaded by iheartukelelesThis is the dumbest sculpture fountain I have ever seen. Every time I pass it, I wonder how the hell this concept got approved.
Dude #1: Okay, so we need a sculpture for the fountain in front of the bank.
Dude #2: Duh. Bull! Go bull market!
Dude #1: That's a good idea but I was thinking of something with a bit more pizzaz! How about we stick a girl on the bull's back?
Dude #2: Yeah but don't make her clothing or hair move with the motion the bull's going in. It will look prettier if she's all, like, still.
Dude #1: Oh! Oh! And how about we have an angel flying in to whisper stock secrets into her ear? But because it is an angel, it has magical powers to just stay right at her shoulder even though it is flying in from the direction the bull is running towards.
Dude #2: This sculpture is going to rock. But you know what would make it truly awesome?
Dudes #1 & #2 in unison: MINI DOLPHINS!