[accidental video 003]

[purposetofight]

I... cannot see why we are doing this. Fighting for the sake of-- this is uncomfortable, you know.

[Sprout Tower. Full of bald monks wanting to kick ass at monster battles. Also full of little rats and floating balls of gas. Some of you might know this already. However, today (tonight?) it has a new visitor.

That unlucky person is Nel. Unlucky

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[honor_first]

Huh? Looks like your pokemon are training you.

[Hurr. That makes him chuckle.]

[purposetofight]

Very funny. I think they just do not like my stance on this.

[honor_first]

I say put 'em back in their balls for a serious time-out.

[purposetofight]

I would, but...

[The fact that her Larvitar seems quite determined to try and Bite the floating ball of gas should be self explanatory.]

[honor_first]

[Headscratch. He's just not following.]

[purposetofight]

[Nel hasn't worked out that she won't be chased if she runs. Silly pokelogic.

She does reach for her Pokeballs, though Spinarak disapproves of the action.

[honor_first]

[ffff IT'S OKAY. ZACK IS HERE TO HELP.]

HEY. SPIDER. You back off!! That lady is your trainer!

[purposetofight]

[Hero time, y/n?

Spinarak makes an angry screech, and makes a pretty good glare at the camera. Zack is now being treated to a lengthy spider tirade and an angry face on its abdomen.]

....I apologize...

/is slightly embarrassed for Zack. e_(\

[honor_first]

[HOLD ON, WOMAN, HE AND THIS SPIDER ARE HAVING WORDS.]

You talkin' to me, jerk?! I see your big ugly bug mug!
I'm not scared of you, and neither is your trainer!
You get in your pokeball RIGHT NOW and do what the lady says!!

/is laughing right now, thanks

[purposetofight]

Ow!

['Ow' because said spider is using Nel's head as a seat, still, and jerked her closer to the Pokegear. The ex-Espada's patience is beginning to wear thin. Cue an angrier face and more screeches.

Meanwhile, Larvitar seems to have taken a break from fighting the Gastly, and both are watching the argument :|b]

in which Zack Fair gets into a pissing contest with a Spinarak. ... I think I love this game. ;-;

[honor_first]

Look, buddy, don't make me come up there myself!! I might not have the Buster anymore, but I've got a BOOT. And I'm not afraid to use --

HEY! You better not be hurting her, BUG!
Nrrgh!

[He picks up his own pokegear to make you this punk can get a FACEFUL OF FAIR.]

Route 29: The only place where heroes get into arguments with bugs XD

[purposetofight]

[Spinarak flinches a bit at the SUDDEN SCREENFULL OF HUMAN WHAT IS THIS- but quickly recovers her cool and... makes a very insulting face or something. We ain't afraid of your boot, mister.

Nel drums her fingers on the floor. 'Breeder' apparently translates to 'Pokemon couch' these days.]

sssssssssssssso special. @-@

[honor_first]

Yeah. That's it. You better flinch. Lemme tell you somethin' about these boots.

These --

[Cue intimidation tactics. Instead of a faceful of Zack, here is a faceful of his boot. And it is a pretty big boot indeed. :I]

-- Are standard-issue ShinRa SOLDIER boots. They're heat-and-flame resistant, waterproof, and steel-toed. You know what that means, bug?!

Prime stomping boots, that's what that means.

/headpat

[purposetofight]

[...okay wat. Nobody has threatened to stomp her, before. So don't be surprised if Spinarak tries to use Nel as a makeshift shield.]

I... think that may have been a bit too far.

:c!

[honor_first]

[.... Slump. Does this mean he lost?]

Sorry...

c:?

[purposetofight]

It is OK. Things got out of hand.

[Despite being reminded of a earlier conversation about spiders, Nel seems slightly exasperated.

Once she's sure there isn't a danger of being squashed, the spider's abdomen pops out again with the closest approximation of :P on it.]