Sep 20, 2009 23:02
[Video turns on with a young pretty blond girl waking up on a barren street. She's clad in her usual sexy purple outfit. Getting up slowly, she begins massaging her head.]
...Where am I? How did I---get... here?
[After a few moments, her features turn grim.] Sakura, you forehead freak, if I ever find out you're the one behind this... It's not my fault Sai finds me beautiful and you're not! [While ranting, she then spots the PCD sitting near her. Curious, she approaches it.] Well hello, what do we have here? Some kind of communication device, I see.
Hmmm... to whoever can hear this or see me, hi hello, I'm Yamanaka Ino, shinobi of Konoha. Seems like some wise guy kidnapped me or.... Sakura, come out now, this isn't funny. something like that. If ever this is the doing of some heinous group then---
[She ponders for a moment.]
...then why am I out here? Lame kidnapping attempts, if you ask me. And where is... here?
pretty baffled ino,
hello bitches,
dynamic entry,
where is my team,
i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world,
o hai adstring,
totally not clueless