carrotmus crackers

Dec 25, 2007 10:19

Part 1:

What goes in the water pink and comes out blue?

A swimmer on a cold day.

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What did the pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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Things inside: useless yellow trumpet toy and a orange triangle ruler thing with a man holding one end up according to the back of the cracker box there are vaguely usefull stuff in there! lol

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will keep you updated as the crackers are opened...

...Edit

Part Two:

What did the shy pebble say?

I wish I was a little boulder

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What happened when the Ice Monster at a curry?

He blew his cool

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What do you call married spiders?

Newly-webs

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Why are pianos so noble?

Because they're either upright or grand

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try not to kill yourselves laughing won't you? lol
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