masterlist
listed from newest to oldest & everything is cross-posted onto aff. i have a dreamwidth account but i haven't posted anything there, maybe if i write something long enough.
[fics]
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tattoos & high heels
pairing: xiumin/d.o.
genre: smut
rating: nc-17
word count: 4090
summary: Since it's against his policy to tattoo people that are drunk, Kyungsoo tricks the girl who shows up to his shop and gives her a fake tattoo. What he didn't expect was her to return the following morning as a male, begging to make the previous night up to him.
warnings: cross-dressing, public handjobs
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i keep a battery pack
pairing: xiumin/suho
genre: smut
rating: nc-17
word count: 5320
summary: Junmyeon breaks his foot and because of this, his boyfriend, Minseok won't allow him to lift a finger. This includes not letting him touch Minseok, which slowly begins to drive Junmyeon mad.
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take this stained hand
pairing: xiumin/baekhyun, side!xiumin/suho
genre: supernatural, angst
rating: nc-17
word count: 14.4k
summary: Following the exorcism of the incubus that haunted him, Minseok tries to return to living a normal life. But with his best friend, Junmyeon, keeping secrets. And his boyfriend, Baekhyun, turning out to be far from the prince charming he expected, Minseok wonders if his life will ever be just normal. (sequel to to catch an incubus)
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guns but no roses
pairing: suho/d.o. onesided!baekhyun/d.o. side!sehun/kai
genre: humor, romance
rating: nc-17
word count: 7790
summary: Kyungsoo owns a diner in the middle of nowhere. He spends his days working and fighting off the advances of local gang leader, Baekhyun. This all changes when city boy Junmyeon shows up and challenges Baekhyun's claim, stealing Kyungsoo's heart in the process.
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wrong number
pairing: baekhyun/xiumin, past!baekhyun/d.o.
genre: humor
rating: pg-13
word count: 1310
summary: Minseok receives texts from an unknown number claiming to be his ex-boyfriend who wants him back. He should have blocked them from the first message, but for some reason, Minseok can't stop replying.
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i hope that's only pizza sauce
pairing: lay/d.o.
genre: fluff, crack
rating: pg-13
word count: 1520
summary: Kyungsoo's last pizza delivery to Zhang Yixing's house ends in both men attempting to survive not falling victim to the crazed, armed mask man on the loose. At least they have pizza, and each other.
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a killer after my own heart
pairing: chen/baekhyun
genre: horror, smut
rating: r
word count: 4645
summary: Jobless and soon to be thrown out on the streets, Kim Jongdae finds his ticket to security looking after the home of rich business man, Byun Baekhyun. Though, this business man turns out to have an interesting hobby.
warnings: minor character death, gore, dubcon
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home is back at your messy bachelor pad
pairing: chen/suho
genre: smut, angst, romance
rating: nc-17
word count: 3670
summary: Junmyeon's one night stand sticks around the morning after, stretching their arrangement out for two, three, even four nights. It reaches the point where Junmyeon wonders if he should give him keys to the apartment or a restraining order. ( fill for exopromptmeme)
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keeping it one (se)hundred
pairing: sehun/chen, side!xiumin/baekhyun
genre: crack, humor, fluff
rating: pg-13
word count: 1322
summary: @chen #squareup #u #gonna #get #it #today #enough #is #enough #just #u #wait #chen #is #going #down!!!! (sequel/epilogue to keeping score but can be read as a standalone.) for maiihanii ♥
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to catch an incubus
pairing: xiumin/baekhyun, onesided!suho/xiumin
genre: humor, smut, supernatural
rating: nc-17
word count: 3306
summary: Minseok was tempted to include haunted by an incubus on his updated resume, right under slacker purse salesman. His future employer would hopefully appreciate it.
warnings: dubcon, failed tactics to get rid of a demon. kids, don't try this at home.
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nip it
pairing: chen/d.o. chen/baekhyun, chen/baekhyun/d.o.
genre: smut, romance, slight!angst
rating: nc-17
word count: 5223 (including all 3 endings)
summary: Jongdae wonders if his nipple piercing comes with some sort of magical ability to make guys fall for him or if he's just that smooth. Currently, he's certain it's the former. ( fill for exopromptmeme)
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keeping score
pairing: baekhyun/xiumin
genre: fluff, humor
rating: pg-13
word count: 2808
summary: As a social media intern, Baekhyun doesn't have much to worry about besides making sure he tweets enough on the company twitter and gets his daily fix of Cops. Until, he meets Kim Minseok. ( fill for exopromptmeme)
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i'm in love with the cocoa
pairing: baekhyun/d.o.
genre: smut
rating: nc-17
word count: 2168
warnings: borderline pwp, food play, barebacking
summary: Baekhyun's big mouth lands them into a sticky situation, not that Kyungsoo's really complaining. ( fill for exopromptmeme)
[drabbles]
extras from nip it
rating: nc-17
total word count: 855