FFVIII - Game Diary: Day 2 (Parts 1 & 2)
My room.
Omg, I have a school uniform!? o__o
LIVELY? HE'S JUST LOUD. ;_____; /emo!Squall
*likes to fight so his CGI intro has to be him randomly swatting at nothing?*
...Or is he trying to dance?
HOLY SHIT, DUDE. back off. >>
Unfortunately.
See: Gash across my head.
YEAH. Gash. on. my. head. Dick. BTW, why does everyone keep bring him up to me so randomly!?
moar like pain in mah head. ;___; anyone got some aspirin!?
Yeah, well. Let's see your head get gashed and see how YOU handle it. Stfu, man.
HOW COULD MY DAY GET ANY WORSE? ;___;
RIGHT, RIGHT??
+ intro Fujin & Raijin, ya know?! INTRODUCE.
Jade: I can't believe this dork has Rinoa's heart at the beginning of the game. >>
Squall: ;___;
Jade: *pets*
/trying to be cool
...Don't we have an exam?
LOL OH NO SHE DIIIIIIIIIIIII'NT.
oh hai, robin williams.
AHAHAHA. this is the lamest line ever. YOU'LL BE PROCEEDING INTO A real BATTLEFIELD SO LIKE, OBV THE BATTLES ARE for real! <-- What a smartie we has in charge. >_<
After the meeting, Cid tells me how yaoi-riffic it'd be to have a Gunblade Specialist, so I have Squall simply run away in fear. o__o;;
...At what? Also, why are your arms above your head like you're tied up? /they do the weirdest motions in this game
Nothing.
...You know, that's not really all that big of an insult. HE'S NOT EVEN CUSSING, ZELL.
Chill, dude.
/has no relevance to the plot or ANYTHING WHAT-SO-EVER.
She probably *slid* through time in her crazy!Ellone like manner.
FUN FACT ABOUT JADE TIME: When I first played this game, I didn't know what "puberty" was, so this joke was lost on me. Luuuulz. Oh, ignorance is bliss. >>
...Ain't no English classes at that there Garden, Seifer?
...I'm just staring at you. How did you get that I'm scared?
Dude, just leave me alone. GASH ON MY HEAD. gash on your head, too. I highly doubt we'll ever be friends. SO JUST GO AWAY. >___<
I dunno...WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, EH, EH? (this guy always annoyed me, with his smartass attitude and the way he's all *hands on hips* WHATCHA DOIN!?)
...She's right next to you, man. >____<
Hi, uh. WTF is her name? o___o
Oooh, ahhh! Fancy technology and mission talk, etc.
Seifer using his brain for once? My world just exploded.
*tosses some Xanax*
*...and some disposable diapers*
GODIHATEYOU.
....Ok. >> >> >> >>
ARE YOU NOT HEARING THIS, QUISTIS? How did he make squad leader, anyways? Wtf is going on!? /squall freak out
THAT'S OUR BOAT
That's me. Being badass. and stuff. ^___^
+ Mission objective stuff
Isn't one generally supposed to run away from gunfire and the like? ;__;
AH WELL. not me. I'M SQUALL. aka senior badass.
I'm in ur sub coming on ur island
+Seifer & Zell, what a lame party. >_<
WELCOME TO DOLLET! ^_____^ We sure do hope it's everything you dream of, and more!!!!11!
They've got a bar named "Shining Bomber" o__o;; Oh yeah, I want to go down one at the Shining Bomber, f'sho. o_________o
I LOVE ZELL'S BLUNTNESS.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST SHIT SQUAD LEADER OMG.
You don't seem to mind when Zell and I are cleaning house, you asshole. (I really don't *hate* Seifer or anything, FYI, guys. He was never a favorite, but I don't abhor him. Squall does, though. Hence so much hate. Er, if he doesn't yet, he will after all the junk Seifer puts Rinoa through.)
Seifer needs to seriously chill with that blade. He's constantly swinging it at my face, and that's not even a pun! ;__;
...OH MY GOD, GET OFF OF YOUR KNEES. WHO JUST KNEELS IN FRONT OF SOMEONE LIKE THAT TO PUT EMPHASIS ON HOW BORED THEY ARE? /squall freak out
YOU'RE not right, man. o___o
*tosses Seifer some Xanax* (that's actually why Squall is so chill and "...." most of the time, you know.)
Poor Zell. Sometimes he has to play the whole "I HAVE TO SAY WHAT THE PLAYER IS THINKING" card, and well, that's never good for said character. ;-;
Don't lump us together, omg. Get away from me, Seifer.
I gathered that, considering the immense training, the exam I had to pass just to GET here, having to change into my uniform, having squads and leaders, the whole war going on around us, and the SUB. lulz. Zell, stating the obvious.
Oh. Uh. Nothing, bro. /sheepish squall
I always found it hilarious that you can't talk to anyone without getting points deducted. I mean, I understand the other groups, but I can't even talk to these possibly mortally wounded people. Last time I did, AND THEY DEDUCTED POINTS. I was just seeing if the guy was okay! /ignores possibly dying man laying on the ground
/squall victory pose in school uniform ftw
I might use the "Silence Powder" on Rinoa for Disc 1, if I didn't love her so much. >__< Lulz. In the meantime, I HAVE POISON POWDER. Don't piss me off.
Meanwhile, we win, so Seifer busts a move, YA KNOW? (love this cap)
NO, NO, NO. YOU JUST SAID EARLIER THAT YOU WERE SCARED. I HEARD YOU, YOU JERK. WE WERE IN BALAMB AND YOU WERE LIKE 'HUH, YOU SCARED, TOO?' yeah. liar.
Anyways...Seifer leaves the party and A ROGUE SELPHIE APPEARS. again.
Could her skirt be any shorter?
Uh...uh-oh. This doesn't look good...
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN. I don't even know what to say. D:
...
HI I'M SELPHIE. I show lots of leg. Hello. Haylo. Hilo! ^____^ ^_^__^ I like ramen nooodles! ^__~ (I like Selphie too, rofl - she's just a bit of a spaz)
WOO, GOT A LITTLE DIRTY THERE. OH WELL. I'M A DIIIIIRTY GURL. ^___^
TEE-HEE. (those shoulder things (they look like pads, rofl) look heavy. ow.)
Selphie: *wink*
Squall: !?!?
Zell: ;) ;)
Oh, yeah. It's been so long since I actually did that, I forgot this dialogue. NICE TO SEE YOU, AGAIN. :)
Oh, you're still here? Just stfu and go join the sorceress already, dork. >_<
...bitches be crazy. she just jumped off of a cliff. o___o (which deducts points, so lolno.)
...Yeah. Quicker to SPLAT!DEATH.
If Zell's even freaked, you're CRAZY.
AIN'T THAT THERE GARDEN HAS LITERATURE OR SOMETHING, OMG??? (Yeah, I guess so...)
Selphie = insanity?
RANDOM EXAM VICTORY POSE. ^____^
Oops....looks like the Comm. Tower is activating...this looks bad...
...but I sure look great...
...what does that random stuff say on the floor? o__o;; *I still look great*
UH OH
fuuuuuuuck >____<
lulz. LIKEWISE, MISTER. XD i'm in ur comm tower messin with ur communications that's all really
BOSS!FIGHT
...it looks like he's creating a black hole. o__O
WE WON WE WON VICTORY POSE ^____^
You would think Zell's would strain him out. You can't see it, but he's like, shaking so hard because he's got his fists together. o___o;;
YOU'LL BARELY SEE HER USED. she's around for her awesome abilities, mainly. I don't care much for her, otherwise.
I HATE TIMER STUFF
especially when we're being chased by a huge piece of junk. I like Zell's LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE whenever we bust it up. ^___^
Yeah, let's stand and just stare at it while it self-repairs and comes to chase us again.
JUST RUN, IDIOTS.
THANK YOU. Wait. Where am I? D: D:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S ME.
damn damn damn damn!
Aw, you're super sweet. However, if I'm about to get mauled by an awful mecha, I'd rather you shield your pretty little eyes.
Mecha: I can has Squall!burger nao?
Zell: *flails in disarray because the jerk already got on the sub*
oh shi. I'm still a virgin. ;___;
Eh? Did it just get shot up!?
Squall: Omg, hardcore. ♥
Quistis: GET IN THE SUB, DUMBASS.
*pops caps in Mecha's ass*
Wow...that was pretty intense for my freaking exam. I'm not sure I want to be a SeeD, now. ;___;
...Although I can't really do anything about it now, because we're sailing into the sunset, all happy and alive. ♥
Parts 3 & 4 to come soon!