No thanks, aunt keiren, no religion for me

[purplethistles]

my aunt sent us stockings this year. they had cheap chocolate, the kind that tastes like wax; a toothbrush; a deck of cards and a prayer box bracelet. The deck of cards came with this big story about how each card represents some part of catholocism or dogma and i thought it was nice how she was trying to convert me and all, but i threw it away.

sorry, aunt keiren, i didn't mean to shred your fruitless attempts to make me see the light, honestly.

i shouldn't be so mean, she has only good intentions.

i'm going to go and curl up with the remainders of a super-materialistic holiday, see ya.