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Apiphany's coming today, and we're going to eat ice cream and get drunk and I'll be the pretty one in the dress and she'll be my menacing boyfriend. I hope it's wonderful.

I googled her name, and this is what I found:



Apparently, her name is Apiphany too. I wonder if this little Christian girl in Tallahassee knows the company her moniker keeps?