Damn I hate spring
Top reasons I hate spring.
The wind. You know what the rain is awesome, but currently my theory has been proven correct in this dump. For every 2 hours of rain we get here 2 days of wind follow. Not just any wind either this is shake the house and move it an inch while removing shingles one at a time and leaving that one shingle to go thwack thump thwack thump all through the night sounding like at any moment your ceiling is going to cave in and you will be blown away.
The nights, for some reason you can wake up at 7am and feel all cozy, and through they day you can wear tank tops and shorts and feel like its getting warmer, so then it gets the time when you are ready for bed and its still cozy so you are like yeah I don't need to suffocate in all those blankets I only need one or two. You get halfway through the bloody night only to have to disrupt your sleep and grab more blankets cuz suddenly the tempature has dropped below 35 degrees.
People number one. People seem to think that because it is getting warmer that they need to get all giddy, they wake up earlier and they act like those stupid animals on the Bambi movie. What is it oh yeah all twitterpated, I don't mind being around energetic people but damn it I like my sleep let me enjoy it thank you.
People number two. Its spring they get lazy more like LAZY they decide to order out massive amounts of food. Yeah ok so its good business when the place you work at is number one for them to call. They order 3 pizza's at a time and all, but you know what the oven only bakes 3 at a time, space out the calls or don't get pissy when you suddenly have to wait 45 minutes to 2 hours for you pizza's to be done when normally you only ever have to wait 25 minutes, because everyone and there dog decided pizza was a good idea.
Animals ok I live on a farm just incase some of you missed that. On the farm I live on we have horses, sheep, birds, and Llamas. Now luckly there are no studs for the horses so we don't have them multiplying rapidly in the spring, the Llamas are seperated to no furry long necked babies. Birds breed almost as if they didn't need a member of the opposite sex for some odd reason. Then there are the stupid sheep. I hate sheep they are evil. People say sheep are dumb but they are very trainable or just very routine. If they see a person they all join in a song of bahs its so bloody stupid. It like "hey look its a person maybe if we keep bahing at themt hey will notice us and feed us. ready go" And for some reason this year the majority of them are having twins so they are not doubling they are trippling this year.
ALL THE FREAKING PLANTS. Ok I love the site of green growing it is quite nice. But the allergies that come with it are the most anoying. I got up at 7 am today and i have sneezed a grand total of 35 times its 8:30 that is 2.5 times a minute. You know how bad that sucks. And these are not just those little sneazes either. They are nasty and they hurt.
To conclude this rant I will say this once again.
DAMN I HATE SPRING