I promise you will laugh if you read this...
A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet not knowing that the little boy is in there already...
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, Thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "Ok, how much?"
Boy - "$250." Man: "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is"
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man (remembering the last time) "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Sold."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go play catch."
Boy - "I can't, I sold my baseball and glove."
Father - "For how much?"
Boy - "$1,000."
Father - "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... I am taking you to church to make you confess."
They go to the church and the boy sits in the confession booth and his father closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says "Don't start that shit again, you're in MY closet now!"
LOL funniest thing ever, eh?
I thought so.
Take care everyone! My birthday's in like three freakin days... kinda pissed its on a Wednesday though, of all days.
Rach