i found this to be quite amusing
Kiki looks at her sister, Gwen. "I bet you've never read a book in your life."
Gwen laughs. "Ha! I read all four Harry Potter books.
Hermione turned to Draco with a puzzled expression on her face. "Harry Potter? What's that? I've never heard of that book series."
Draco smiled. "What kind of muggle are you, Granger? I thought you knew everything."
Hermione looked serious and confused. "I know. But I've never heard of those books."
Draco shrugged. "It's probably just some crazy collection of stories that will end up spawning a cult following and encouraging muggles to do what they want with the characters by writing their own fiction."
Hermione nodded and shrugged. "You're probably right."
*looks down at the ground* i have no idea what thy're talking about O:-)