Because nerds are secretly sex gods under those glasses
The Big Bang Theory Kink Meme!
Here's the deal. You post a request anonymously and then some awesome anon comes and fills it anonymously with fic (or art!)
Just a few guidelines to get it started off:
-Any pairing, anything. RPS too. But no pairing or kink wank, please! We want this to be fun for everyone provided they're of age so we don't ( Read more... )
Here's the deal. You post a request anonymously and then some awesome anon comes and fills it anonymously with fic (or art!)
Just a few guidelines to get it started off:
-Any pairing, anything. RPS too. But no pairing or kink wank, please! We want this to be fun for everyone provided they're of age so we don't ( Read more... )
I'm sorry.
Love, Me.
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“It’s official. We’re losers,” Howard sighed dramatically, snapping his laptop shut and sinking further into the couch.
“What do you mean?” Leonard asked, looking up from his kindle. It was Thursday after dinner, and the gang had been quietly doing their own things for the past couple of hours; Leonard downloading books on his new device, Wolowitz stalking people on Facebook, Raj playing Solitaire, and Sheldon… doing whatever Sheldon did in his spare time.
“Even Kripke has a date tonight. But here we are, playing games like a bunch of nine year olds.” Wolowitz made a face and brushed lent off his shiny green shirt.
“It is my understanding that ‘date night’ is traditionally Friday or Saturday night,” Sheldon replied offhandedly. Raj and Howard ignored the taller physicist’s remark, but his roommate nodded in agreement.
“Sheldon’s right… hey, it’s Anything can happen Thursday, so… anything can still happen,” Leonard smiled.
“Yeah! Maybe if we go get ice cream, a truck full of stolen puppies will overturn, and we can go and rescue all the little warm puppies, and get our pictures taken for being heroes. Women dig puppies,” Raj added as his friends stared at him incredulously.
“Maybe I’ll just move to Las Vegas,” Wolowitz grumbled.
“Good idea. Traffic is horrible there. Probably a lot of stolen animals, too.”
“If you all are so desperate for coitus, why don’t you utilize each other?” Sheldon questioned, not even looking up from his laptop.
“Sheldon!” Leonard exclaimed after a moment of shocked silence. “Do you know what you are saying?!”
“Of course I do; why else would I suggest it? The point of intercourse is to ‘get off’ as some colloquially put it, yes? If the three of you want to achieve orgasm, you can either masturbate or copulate with an available partner. Since there are no women obviously willing to mate with you, why not use each other?”
Raj and Leonard stared at their friend with open mouths, but Wolowitz recovered quickly, giving a small shrug and eyeing the other three. “He does have a point…”
“Are you saying you would really do a guy?” Raj asked, and then rolled his eyes at his friend’s wicked smile. “Of course you would. Stupid me, I forgot who I was talking to, Mr. Hump-“
Raj’s remark was cut short as Howard pressed his lips against the Indian’s. Running the tip of his tongue across Raj’s slightly parted lips, Howard deepened the kiss, moaning softly as their tongues brushed against each other. Raj was breathless as they broke for air, but Howard dove back in, caressing the inside of his friend’s mouth with increasing fervor.
“Oh god…I think I need to lock the door…” Leonard could hardly tear his eyes from the make-out session, but he somehow found the ability to rise to his feet. It took all of three seconds to cover the distance from his chair to the door, but when he turned back after checking the lock, his spot was taken. By Sheldon. One slightly twitching Sheldon, still pretending to be engrossed with his laptop screen.
“…Sheldon. What are you doing?”
“I don’t want to sit next to them, not when they’re in the initial stage of copulation,” Sheldon grumbled.
“I believe this was your idea,” Leonard reminded him, making his way back over to the group. The shorter physicist hesitated slightly before sitting down on the left side of the couch. It was pleasantly warm, not that there wasn’t enough heat coming from the moaning couple to his right. Sheldon gave him a slightly menacing glare from over the top of his computer, but he did not take any other measures against the imposter sitting in his spot.
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