Hard and Fast 2006
I gots me very own Hard and Fast tattoo!
Our arrival. Six people packed into the Valiant. We were sure to fit right in.
I briefly considered telling the owner of this bike that pink is a girl's colour, but quickly thought better of it.
I see my christmas present...
Camoflage bike. Because if it looks like it belongs in the woods, no-one will notice the incredibly loud engine.
A nerd's bike, obviously.
The sadness of the 'reptile exhibit' is pretty well summed up on that kid's face.
Our friend Shaun, the giant. plasticfeathers stopped laughing the minute he turned around.
The disappointment I felt in the reptile exhibit was reflected in the fact I found this enormous wasp's hive far more terrifying. How big are those fucking wasps?
Mitch is so hot he can fry a chip between his lips, as demonstrated here.
Sweeeeeeeeet mullet!
Shaun admiring the sweet mullet.
And lastly, my favourite bike. As someone rightly quipped:
'This is the result of too many cones and too much time.'