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It has come to my attention that a drunken post was made. I was drinking and joking with a friend (who was also drinking) and she thought I wanted her to post "fuck you fuckers". As you all know me, you also know that I often say fuck you fuckers and various other phrases entirely consisting of variations of the word fuck. I also often tell people to eat poop or to put poop on their head. I don't actually want any of you to fuck off and I really don't want anyone to put poop on their head either. That sad, I do hope that everyone continues to include as many variations of the word fuck in their daily vocabulary as is feasible. Despite the unintended post, I also still endorse drinking lots of beer on the porch in the summer. I would add that I now endorse much more teeth brushing. I just got 8 fillings and it sucks hard....in sum, I don't want you to go fuck yourselves, I do want you all to drink a lot and say fuck a lot, and I sincerely ask that you brush your teeth twice daily. That is all.