art done with
No more art. Squee.
This fic gets my official odd rating. WTF?
Title: “How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop?”
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Kira, Hanatarou
Rating: G
Word Count: 182
Time: 18 minutes
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
“But why does it matter?”
“I don’t know. But the humans really like saying it. You won’t get your present from the human realm until you say it,” Hanatarou said stubbornly.
“Fine,” said Kira, exasperated. “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-roll pop?”
“Yay!” Hanatarou reached into his bag and pulled out thick with sticks with big multicolored balls of paper at one end.
“What is it?” asked Kira, selecting an orange one.
“A tootsie pop. You really didn’t see much of the human world when you just there.”
“I was fighting the Bount,” Kira said indignantly, removing the paper from his present like Hanatarou was doing. He stuck it in his mouth and bit down.
“Umm! Umm!”
Hanatarou opened his mouth, removed the tootsie pop, and gazed in. “You may have cracked a tooth. That’s why it’s how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.”
Kira vowed never to stick strange items from the human world into his mouth again, no matter how unthreatening the person giving them may be.
This fic gets my official odd rating. WTF?
Title: “How Many Licks Does It Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie-Roll Pop?”
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Kira, Hanatarou
Rating: G
Word Count: 182
Time: 18 minutes
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
“But why does it matter?”
“I don’t know. But the humans really like saying it. You won’t get your present from the human realm until you say it,” Hanatarou said stubbornly.
“Fine,” said Kira, exasperated. “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-roll pop?”
“Yay!” Hanatarou reached into his bag and pulled out thick with sticks with big multicolored balls of paper at one end.
“What is it?” asked Kira, selecting an orange one.
“A tootsie pop. You really didn’t see much of the human world when you just there.”
“I was fighting the Bount,” Kira said indignantly, removing the paper from his present like Hanatarou was doing. He stuck it in his mouth and bit down.
“Umm! Umm!”
Hanatarou opened his mouth, removed the tootsie pop, and gazed in. “You may have cracked a tooth. That’s why it’s how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.”
Kira vowed never to stick strange items from the human world into his mouth again, no matter how unthreatening the person giving them may be.