Title: “Try Everything at Least Once”
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Urahara/Byakuya, Yoruichi/Kuukaku implication, Kaien
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: yaoi, yuri (implied), the fine art of the drunken hookup
Word Count: 241
Time: 23 minutes
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
Kisuke believed in kissing everyone at least once.
They were all drunk-Kaien and Kuukaku drunk and unconscious, Yoruichi drunk, naked, and unconscious.
Kisuke smirked over his cards at Byakuya. Byakuya ignored him pointedly, though he couldn’t hide his blush from the alcohol.
“Three tens and two kings.”
“Royal flush. Hearts, too.”
Byakuya conceded defeat for the moment and reached for the bottle of sake. Kisuke stopped him.
“I have a better idea. Close your eyes.”
Byakuya glared in mistrust, but then closed his eyes.
Kisuke swept over to him, his steps only slightly drunkenly misplaced, and leaned forward to capture the other boy in a kiss.
Byakuya jerked back in surprise, but Kisuke had already snaked his hand around to catch the back of Byakuya’s neck.
The smell of sake was strong as Byakuya murmured a muffled protest, but didn’t struggle that much, with Kisuke’s tongue in his mouth and other hand on his chest under his clothes.
Kisuke was not too drunk to be surprised when he realized Byakuya was kissing him back.
***
They awoke the next morning, naked and hung-over and curled around each other. Kuukaku and Yoruichi were lying similarly and at some point in the night Kaien had started using the sake bottle as a teddy bear and drooling on the cards.
Kaien woke up first and looked around, trying to ignore the way the sunlight was trying to burn holes through his retinas. “Well, shit.”