sm_monthly May 1 theme
As to exactly who Xanata is, that's not important, but it's a minor crossover with a Pokemon story of mine. Just accept that the beads of Xanata's rosary are equivalent relics to the types of other things mentioned.
Title: By Buddha's Molars
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Hino Rei--Rosary
Genre: Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: PG
“Grandpa, we’re not going to be a tourist trap selling beads from the rosary of Xanata to every passerby.”
“I should think not. Even they would notice that eventually. Only to customers who ask about it and thing we’re giving them a special.”
Rei fumed. “With the number of ‘true’ beads shrines across the region have on display, her rosary must have been a mile long.”
“That must have been why she was holy then.”
“Tell that to Kannon.”
“Ow, Rei, let go of my ear. Everybody does it, you know.”
“You’d think Buddha was a spinner dolphin and Christ crucified on a redwood. No, take down the sign. We sell fortunes and incense and charms like anyone else and not plastic replicas.”
“It’s real bone like it should be.”
“Grandpa.”
“Yes, Rei.”
Title: By Buddha's Molars
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Hino Rei--Rosary
Genre: Comedy
Version: Anime
Rating: PG
“Grandpa, we’re not going to be a tourist trap selling beads from the rosary of Xanata to every passerby.”
“I should think not. Even they would notice that eventually. Only to customers who ask about it and thing we’re giving them a special.”
Rei fumed. “With the number of ‘true’ beads shrines across the region have on display, her rosary must have been a mile long.”
“That must have been why she was holy then.”
“Tell that to Kannon.”
“Ow, Rei, let go of my ear. Everybody does it, you know.”
“You’d think Buddha was a spinner dolphin and Christ crucified on a redwood. No, take down the sign. We sell fortunes and incense and charms like anyone else and not plastic replicas.”
“It’s real bone like it should be.”
“Grandpa.”
“Yes, Rei.”