sm_monthly Jan 1 theme
What I can't decide is if this is the real or model UN.
Title: Security Council
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Senshi/Shitennou--Resolution
Genre: Romance
Version: Manga, AU
Rating: PG
“Objection!”
“Maybe the honorable delegate from Great Britain would have objected less if she’d thought of it herself.”
“Maybe the honorable delegate from Turkey could get a reality check. His idea is a bad one because it’s bad, not because he suggested it. That he suggested it makes him an idiot.”
“Says the dumb blonde.”
“Racist slur.”
The security general banged her gavel. “This session will go to recess. This is descending into kindergarten squabbling anyway.”
Minako and Kunzite shot each other another dirty look.
“This is the security council, not a kindergarten,” she mimed.
“This is your fault.”
“You started it.”
“This is why we broke up.”
“No wonder.”
“Vote for my resolution and I’ll go out with you next Wednesday.”
“You’d be better off trying to bribe me by staying away from me.” She flipped long blonde hair.
“The concept’s simple. I buy you a cheesecake brownie, we date again, you let me explain the purpose of my proposal before the UN.”
“Go back to Turkey.”
Title: Security Council
Author: purplekitte
Theme: Senshi/Shitennou--Resolution
Genre: Romance
Version: Manga, AU
Rating: PG
“Objection!”
“Maybe the honorable delegate from Great Britain would have objected less if she’d thought of it herself.”
“Maybe the honorable delegate from Turkey could get a reality check. His idea is a bad one because it’s bad, not because he suggested it. That he suggested it makes him an idiot.”
“Says the dumb blonde.”
“Racist slur.”
The security general banged her gavel. “This session will go to recess. This is descending into kindergarten squabbling anyway.”
Minako and Kunzite shot each other another dirty look.
“This is the security council, not a kindergarten,” she mimed.
“This is your fault.”
“You started it.”
“This is why we broke up.”
“No wonder.”
“Vote for my resolution and I’ll go out with you next Wednesday.”
“You’d be better off trying to bribe me by staying away from me.” She flipped long blonde hair.
“The concept’s simple. I buy you a cheesecake brownie, we date again, you let me explain the purpose of my proposal before the UN.”
“Go back to Turkey.”