vaguely amusing drabble
Yay! AnimeFest security staff! And, my ex-boyfriend (I don't why I still call him that, it's been eleven years) is also on security, in my section of security, in fact. I never got to see him at A-kon, so it'll be cool to see him there.
Title: “Hottest Guy”
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Matsumoto, Ikkaku
Rating: PG
Word Count: 104
Time: 8 minutes
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
“So, who do you think the hottest guy in Seireitei is?”
Ikkaku looked like he’d burst a blood vessel. “I’m straight!”
“Yeah, yeah.” Matsumoto waved a hand at him. “For the Shinigami Women’s Association. Who do you think the hottest guy is?”
“No opinion.”
“Come on. We need the opinion of a big, muscular, straight man like yourself.”
“Why?”
“None of your business.”
Ikkaku glanced around furiously to make sure no one was listening. “If ya not talking ‘bout personality too, then Yumi or Kuchiki-him. If ya are, then Ukitake-taichou.”
“Thank you for your participation.”
“This is anonymous, right? Right? Hey, come back here!”
Title: “Hottest Guy”
Fandom: Bleach
Characters: Matsumoto, Ikkaku
Rating: PG
Word Count: 104
Time: 8 minutes
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
“So, who do you think the hottest guy in Seireitei is?”
Ikkaku looked like he’d burst a blood vessel. “I’m straight!”
“Yeah, yeah.” Matsumoto waved a hand at him. “For the Shinigami Women’s Association. Who do you think the hottest guy is?”
“No opinion.”
“Come on. We need the opinion of a big, muscular, straight man like yourself.”
“Why?”
“None of your business.”
Ikkaku glanced around furiously to make sure no one was listening. “If ya not talking ‘bout personality too, then Yumi or Kuchiki-him. If ya are, then Ukitake-taichou.”
“Thank you for your participation.”
“This is anonymous, right? Right? Hey, come back here!”