a few letters....
dear roommates,
you are awesome and very understanding to the fact that i have this crazy friend andy who likes to do things like show up with a random friends on my doorstep with no notice at midnight on a friday. thanks for being so hospitable.
love,
laura
dear liver and lungs,
i'm so sorry for what i did on friday and saturday. i blame andy for the extra stress.
love,
laura
dear charleston p.d.,
surely there are more exciting things for you to do other than harass me and residents and visitors of 36 A carolina street. do you guys have that address marked on the map with the caption "for a good time drop by..."? because that is mean. are we that loud and rowdy? did we move to mount pleasant and i didn't realize it? seriously....
regards,
laura
dear brain cells,
i seriously need to leave you guys alone. maybe if i didn't smoke so many of you away, i would not think that it's a good idea to answer the door with a smoking bowl in my hand, smoke still in my lungs, only to find a member of the C.P.D. standing on my doorstep. (why couldn't you have been rachel. damnit, why?!?! i was just trying to be a good neighbor and hand her the bowl as she walked in. a routine the two of us are familiar with as she has greeted me in the same way before. but nooooooo...)
love,
me
p.s. in case you're wondering i did not get arrested, nor did the cop take a hit. i "smoothly" placed the bowl next to the window. i'll never forget the smirk on that cop's face. it was more embarassing than scary. gah, stupid stoner...
in other news.... i'm at home visiting my parents. i took about a bazillion pictures of my baby nephew/cousin. (no we're not inbred, he's just 22 years younger than me, so it's more like i'm crazy aunt laura, considering my aunts are pretty much like my sisters anyways...) i mean, i'm not bias or anything, but i think when you see the evidence you will agree that he is in fact the most adorable thing on the planet.
i have an electric guitar!!! it's so pretty. i can't play it at all! but i don't care... i can't wait to see how my 4 or 5 chords are going to sound plugged in. rock!
i also got some new shoes, a heater for my room, and a ginormous amount of christmas decorations. i hope my roommates are just as understanding about my love for tacky things that light up and sing carols as they are about all my other habits. love you guys!!!
you are awesome and very understanding to the fact that i have this crazy friend andy who likes to do things like show up with a random friends on my doorstep with no notice at midnight on a friday. thanks for being so hospitable.
love,
laura
dear liver and lungs,
i'm so sorry for what i did on friday and saturday. i blame andy for the extra stress.
love,
laura
dear charleston p.d.,
surely there are more exciting things for you to do other than harass me and residents and visitors of 36 A carolina street. do you guys have that address marked on the map with the caption "for a good time drop by..."? because that is mean. are we that loud and rowdy? did we move to mount pleasant and i didn't realize it? seriously....
regards,
laura
dear brain cells,
i seriously need to leave you guys alone. maybe if i didn't smoke so many of you away, i would not think that it's a good idea to answer the door with a smoking bowl in my hand, smoke still in my lungs, only to find a member of the C.P.D. standing on my doorstep. (why couldn't you have been rachel. damnit, why?!?! i was just trying to be a good neighbor and hand her the bowl as she walked in. a routine the two of us are familiar with as she has greeted me in the same way before. but nooooooo...)
love,
me
p.s. in case you're wondering i did not get arrested, nor did the cop take a hit. i "smoothly" placed the bowl next to the window. i'll never forget the smirk on that cop's face. it was more embarassing than scary. gah, stupid stoner...
in other news.... i'm at home visiting my parents. i took about a bazillion pictures of my baby nephew/cousin. (no we're not inbred, he's just 22 years younger than me, so it's more like i'm crazy aunt laura, considering my aunts are pretty much like my sisters anyways...) i mean, i'm not bias or anything, but i think when you see the evidence you will agree that he is in fact the most adorable thing on the planet.
i have an electric guitar!!! it's so pretty. i can't play it at all! but i don't care... i can't wait to see how my 4 or 5 chords are going to sound plugged in. rock!
i also got some new shoes, a heater for my room, and a ginormous amount of christmas decorations. i hope my roommates are just as understanding about my love for tacky things that light up and sing carols as they are about all my other habits. love you guys!!!