Today's ep is The Underdwellers. *British animal show host voice* Let's watch.
Train surfing. Ah, the good old days when hoodlums only killed themselves with stupid stunts.
'You play chicken long enough, you fry." Oh, Bruce. We love you.
LOL Batman's wildly subtle trip across the hoods of the cars on a busy street. Yes. Yes, they will still believe you are an urban legend now, bud.
... Who gave Montoya a license? You do not drive 60mph down a dark alley.
"You think I'm crazy, don't you?"
"In what sense, Master Bruce?" Oh, Alfred. You win at life.
B: Maybe I should go on vacation.
A: Good idea. Golf?
B: Boring.
A: In the Bahamas?
B. Hot and boring.
Pip: LOL, picky bat.
DUDE! Underground mushroom farm! Cool!
LOL. Batman can pick any lock, evade any security system, but he hits the string of cans a little kid is using for a burglar alarm.
How many people other than Bruce Wayne use a grappling gun in a subway tunnel?
Nifty gadget update: The Batmobile can turn itself into a dumpster.
*Confused face* Alfred, why are you saying you know nothing about children? I mean... BRUCE. I fail to comprehend.
ROFLing at Alfred wrestling with 'Master Leprechaun'.
I know you're expecting a witty line about the Sewer King, but consider yourself dissapointed. He just freaks me.
Scene: Batman in the Cave, watching Alfred chasing the kid on the cameras and giggling.
Cut To: Kid grabs Ye Olde Muskette off wall.
Cut To: Batman grabbing musket. 'Children and guns do not mix. EVER.'
Awww... We <3 you, B.
Oh, noes! Angry!Bat face!
OMFG ALLIGATORS?
ROFL as Batman hogties the alligator, and adds 'rodeo clown' to his lengthy resume.
... did he just kill that thing?
Who is the civic planner who designed this place, and how long is he going to be in Arkham for?
'I thought you were endangered' LOL.
LOL at Batman's 'Later' to the alligators. This show is yet more awesome than I had remembered.
And the day is saved, thanks to-doot, doot, dee doo, doo doo doo- The Batman!
... *Noms a taco*