LMAO! and other fun things.
What kind of disease are you?
Dione:
Dione is caused by sponges.
Dione disease causes one to be beaten by a broom every alternate tuesday
To cure Dione infection, keep a live squirrel in your underpants for a week.
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.
In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.
You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Insane Spice Trader.
Where You Lived: Mongolia.
How You Died: Hung for treason.
Who Were You In a Past Life?